Life On Sedna/Issue 1
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Cast (In order of appearance): Bob, Joe, April
Pages: 6
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(Bob punches Joe. Bob holds up a "Victory" flag, while Joe's head is sticking out of the ground.)
APRIL: Hi!
BOB: Hi...
(April and Bob run away.)
JOE: Guys? A little help here? (Unhopeful) I'm gonna die here... (A mysterious, black blur goes by and frees Joe) What the? (Runs away) I'm free!
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BOB: (From inside The Box) And that's how we met.
(Cut to Bob and April sitting down, while Joe is seperate from them)
JOE: It hurts just thinking about it. Why didn't you help me? You're stupid!
(Cut to a fiery background. Bob and April get mad.)
JOE: Uh oh...
(Joe gets whacked right out of The Box and lands in a white room. Joe reads a sign saying:)
Welcome To THE MIDDLE OF NEXT WEEK
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(Joe pops out of his hole, in polka-dotted boxors.)
(Later)
JOE: I'll get up now, anyway. I wonder what kind of stuff Bob could be dreaming. That's why I'm going in! (Jumps into Bob's dream cloud)
(Cut to Joe in a strange NES game. A strange character who looks like Bob runs away.)
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(Joe watches the Bob-Like Figure run away.)
JOE: (subtitled) Wow, this place is stupid. I'm going back home.
(Gameboy Evil falls from the sky in front of Joe)
JOE: (subtitled) HOLY COW! It's a good graphics monster!
(Gameboy Evil emitts some kind of light, which traps Joe)
JOE: (subtitled) I have to get away from him!
(Joe finds himself in a glitched game)
JOE: Wow! He completely messed up a game!
(Not much time later)
JOE: That's it. I'm getting out of here. I'm sick and tired of 8-Bit. Too blocky.
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JOE: I can't believe I ever went there. I'm going back home.
BOB: (From above Joe's hole) Hey, Joe-sephine! Get up here! We've found a cool box!
JOE: (climbing) Who said THIS would be easy?
BOB: Check out out box!
JOE: Hey, isn't that the box I drempt about last night?
(Cut to the outside of The Box.)
JOE: It is...
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JOE: So... it's just a regular box...
BOB: No ordinary box, shorty! It's an imagination box!
JOE: So, what's your point?
BOB: Suppose I imagine I'm driving a car. You'll hear sounds from what you're doing!
The End
