Changing Trial Expires After 30 Days

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{roll theme, cut to Joel and Phil walking down the road}

PHIL: Ok, we have got to do something. Cloaked Figure almost killed Rya, and now he kidnapped Elly.

JOEL: Phil... I'm sure Elly is safe with him.

{Cut to Elly in a jail cell. Cloaked Figure is outside of it.}

ELLY: Ok. Who the Hell are you? And why did you kidnap me?

CLOAKED FIGURE: Well, I just hope you enjoy your remaining hours of life, because this is your last day to live.

ELLY: Umm... if you kill me, I'll just come back next week.

CLOAKED FIGURE: Oh, really?

ELLY: Yes, really.

CLOAKED FIGURE: We'll see... heh heh heh.

{Cut to Phil, Rya, and Joel in Phil's living room.}

RYA: Ok, you all can count on me to help. If it weren't for Phil, I would've died. The least I could do is help you stop the Cloaked Figure, and possibly... kill him.

JOEL: We'll have to track him down, first.

PHIL: We need to gaurd the streets, and look out for anything weird.

{Phil's house burns down.}

PHIL: Crap! It happened again!

{Cut to Cloaked Figure outside.}

CLOAKED FIGURE: Hello, Phil, Joel, and... ohhhh... you...

RYA: Whoever you are, you better prepare to be killed!

CLOAKED FIGURE: It is not me who will be killed, Rya. Elly is about to be gone forever, Joel is about to be gone forever, and you are about to be gone forever.

PHIL: No way, Cloaked! Once we remove your cloak and find out your identity, you are dead! I don't care who you are! If you're June, you die, if you're Andrew, you die, if you're Cassidy... you die.

CLOAKED FIGURE: What?! Oh... Cassidy will never be killed, Phil. Neither will you. You should be happy, Phil. But, I may not kill you, but I cannot let you get in the way of my plan.

PHIL: Oh, you sure sound like you can't have Cassidy die.

JOEL: Ok... I'm leaving. Bye!

CLOAKED FIGURE: You're not getting away this time, Joel.

{Cloaked Figure pulled out a dagger, and through it into Joel's back.}

JOEL: Oh... oh no... C-Cloaked... once I recover... I'm going to kill you.

{Joel falls onto the ground.}

CLOAKED FIGURE: Ok, Rya!

{Cloaked went to Joel, took out the dagger, and jumped in front of Rya. Rya looks shocked.}

CLOAKED FIGURE: I'm afraid it's it for you.

PHIL: No... BUT I'M AFRAID IT'S IT FOR YOU!

{Phil jumps in front of Cloaked, and quickly grabs the knife and stabs Cloaked.}

CLOAKED FIGURE: {in Cassidy's voice} OUCH! Ohh... oh Phil...

{Joel gets up, and everyone gasps.}

PHIL: Cassidy?!

{Phil takes off Cloake's hood, revealing a hatless Cassidy.}

RYA: But, Cassidy... why?!

CASSIDY: Well, Rya... I... I hate you.

PHIL: Why?! She did nothing wrong!

CASSIDY: But she did. S-she... took you away from me.

PHIL: Wait... you were in love with me?

CASSIDY: Indeed, Phil. We could've been together, but first, I had to make sure everyone else would be dead forever.

PHIL: No, Cassidy. I never liked you. You almost killed Rya.

RYA: P-Phil?

CASSIDY: NO!

RYA: Oh... Phil... I... I've always loved you!

CASSIDY: NO! THAT'S IT! I AM GOING TO KILL ALL OF YOU, NOW! PHIL, I HATE YOU, AND YOU SUCK!

{Phil takes Cassidy's dagger, and stabs Cassidy all the way through.}

JOEL: Wow. Cassidy was in love with Phil the whole time! And now, my plan for Phil worked! Rya, what do ya say?

{Rya and Phil lean against eachother about to kiss, but Joel cuts in front of their faces, and they end up kissing Joel on the cheeks.}

RYA AND PHIL TOGETHER: Holy crap, Joel!

{Rya and Phil spit on the ground.}

JOEL: Sorry, but before you two kiss, we have a happy ending to this episode to wrap up! Let's go!

{Cut to the outside of Elly's cell, where Phil, Rya, and Joel are.}

ELLY: Joel? Phil? Rya?

PHIL: Don't worry, Elly. Everything will be okay. Turns out Cassidy is the Cloaked Figure. She did it because she was in love with me, but now she's down. We just need to find a good place to store her. Forever.

{Rya takes a key, opens the lock, and Elly's cell opens. Elly walks out.}

ELLY: Phil... you've done a great job! I might as well do something for you...

{Elly leans near Phil's lips, Phil kissis Elly.}

RYA: *gasp!* Now THIS is some freaking poop!

{Andrew's head sticks out from the top of the screen)

ANDREW: You can say that again!

Credits roll.