Changing GRUFFO (Special Episode)
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[edit] Act I
{Cut to Joel and Phil on a red carpet in a line.}
JOEL: We are finally about to see E3, 2004! Thanks for coming, Phil.
PHIL: Uhh... I'm only here because you paid me fifty bucks.
JOEL: I sure did!
{Joel and Phil move up.}
PHIL: So why are we coming here, anyway?
JOEL: To show the latest episode of... High Score!
PHIL: I thought that was cancelled!
JOEL: Nope. I'm bringing it back!
PHIL: So... you're only here to show another episode of High Score?
JOEL: And sell merchandise!
PHIL: Wow. This doesn't seem worth fifty bucks anymore.
JOEL: Fifty bucks, please.
PHIL: {quickly} On-second-thought-I'll-stay!
{Joel and Phil move up in front of a guy with a ticket box}
GUY: Tickets, please!
{Joel and Phil put their tickets in a box, then enter E3.}
JOEL: Ahhh... beautiful E3! Time to go to the screening room to show High Score!
{Cut to another guy at the screening room door.}
GUY: Ok! "High Score Episode Six: Candice's Revenge" will be showing in a few minutes!
PHIL: Uhhh... another episode about Candice?
JOEL: Yep.
PHIL: Is this another Superphil episode?
JOEL: Yep.
PHIL: I thought I was done with my super hero carreer!
JOEL: Nope.
PHIL: Oh... what the crap were you thinking?!
JOEL: I was thinking three hundred bucks. All for myself!
PHIL: Darnit, Joel!
{Cut outside in the back of the E3 building. There is a shadowy figure.}
FIGURE: Heh heh heh. Phil will pay for that blimp fall. So will Joel, and everyone else.
{The figure walks up to the screen, revealing Candice with a knife in her head}
CANDICE: It's time to die... Phil Argus! This will be an E3 convention no one will ever forget.
{End Act I.}
[edit] Act II
{Cut to Joel on a stage doing a presentation. There is a movie screen behigned them.}
JOEL: And now... Couch Slave Studios is proud to present... High Score: Episode Six: Candice's Revenge!
{The croud moans.}
JOEL: Shut up. Now... let the episode begin!
{Cut to Phil behigned a movie projector. He turns it on, and the movie screen shows Phil taking a bath. The audience laughs.}
PHIL: WHAT... THE... HELL?!
JOEL: Wow, Phil. I never knew you enjoyed showing the audience members your private moments.
{Phil turns the movie off, and the audience moans. Phil searches for the High Score tape, but finds nothing. Candice's laughter is heard.}
JOEL: Hey... was that...
PHIL: Candice?!
{Candice's shadow runs out of the screening room}
JOEL: Do it.
PHIL: Do what?
JOEL: Do it.
PHIL: DO WHAT?
JOEL: Do it.
PHIL: DO WHAT?!
JOEL: It's Super Phil time!
PHIL: Ohhhhhh no, Joel. Never.
JOEL: Just do it.
PHIL: Ohhhhh... ok. But I better get a reward for this.
JOEL: That's the spirit!
{Cut to Phil, who is in his Super Phil suit}
PHIL: Time to show Candice what happens when someone embarrasses me in front of a million people!
{End Act II.}
