Changing GRUFFO (Special Episode)

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Act I

{Cut to Joel and Phil on a red carpet in a line.}

JOEL: We are finally about to see E3, 2004! Thanks for coming, Phil.

PHIL: Uhh... I'm only here because you paid me fifty bucks.

JOEL: I sure did!

{Joel and Phil move up.}

PHIL: So why are we coming here, anyway?

JOEL: To show the latest episode of... High Score!

PHIL: I thought that was cancelled!

JOEL: Nope. I'm bringing it back!

PHIL: So... you're only here to show another episode of High Score?

JOEL: And sell merchandise!

PHIL: Wow. This doesn't seem worth fifty bucks anymore.

JOEL: Fifty bucks, please.

PHIL: {quickly} On-second-thought-I'll-stay!

{Joel and Phil move up in front of a guy with a ticket box}

GUY: Tickets, please!

{Joel and Phil put their tickets in a box, then enter E3.}

JOEL: Ahhh... beautiful E3! Time to go to the screening room to show High Score!

{Cut to another guy at the screening room door.}

GUY: Ok! "High Score Episode Six: Candice's Revenge" will be showing in a few minutes!

PHIL: Uhhh... another episode about Candice?

JOEL: Yep.

PHIL: Is this another Superphil episode?

JOEL: Yep.

PHIL: I thought I was done with my super hero carreer!

JOEL: Nope.

PHIL: Oh... what the crap were you thinking?!

JOEL: I was thinking three hundred bucks. All for myself!

PHIL: Darnit, Joel!

{Cut outside in the back of the E3 building. There is a shadowy figure.}

FIGURE: Heh heh heh. Phil will pay for that blimp fall. So will Joel, and everyone else.

{The figure walks up to the screen, revealing Candice with a knife in her head}

CANDICE: It's time to die... Phil Argus! This will be an E3 convention no one will ever forget.

{End Act I. Please DO NOT make any edits.}