Red Socking

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An elaborate (and shameful) muselive inside joke about a bizarre sexual fetish practiced by Sunburnt_Athiest. The fetish quickly developed into a sport, and is now recognised and supported by the World Socking Alliance. Socking tournements are held every year, where the best sockers meet to sock eachother. There is also a national Socking league, where all kinds of socking (see variations) is allowed. The current champion is Nick Pollard.

Contents 1 Rules 2 Trivia 3 Famous Red sockers 4 Variations

Rules

The WSI was introduced in 1999, and quickly set a foundation of rules down:

• Each socker's penis must be un-tampered for 24 hours.
• The woman who is to be socked must be a lesbian.
• 3 points are given for every red sock you claim in the match.

Trivia

• The most amount of points in one match was 123, set by Zane Lowe.
• Winners are given a genuine pair of red socks.

Famous Red sockers

• Rich Costey
• Zane Lowe
• SuperAndy
• Will Smith
• Nogli

Variations

• Blue Socking
• Brown Socking
• Green Socking
• Christmas Socking
• Rainbow Socking