Jasmine's Bra

From Bluesockapedia

Locating in the geographical area of Jasmine's Chest the area comprises of two mountains that are anything but small and humble. The area is also known as Twin Peaks and is most famous for the scandal surrounding the murder of Laura Palmer (check name).

Local Geography

The twin peaks are an impressive site to behold. The two firm and supple mountains measure 32D in size and are extraordinarily round in shape. The breathtaking views that can be enjoyed from the top of the mountains have attracted tourists and immigrants from Andy's Underwear.

Government

There is actually two capital cities in Jasmine's Bra. Each is located at the peak of the two mountains and are named similarly: Left Nipple to the East, and Right Nipple to the West - each is instantly recognisable from the impressive towers that rise out of the centre of the city.

The local government is run by immigrant Sperm from Andy's Underwear making Jasmine's Bra one of the few countries to run an Exopolitical system of government. However, the form of government is similar to Communism - Jasmine's Bra is very keen to share all her assets equally with her inhabitants - communism has been very successful here due to the fact that there is plenty to go round.

Trivia

Ironically, there is no sign of a bra in the area. This just helps propagate the belief that Jasmine is hot.