Falle Shio

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Mount Falle Shio is the tallest peak in Andy's Underwear, towering to the spectacular height of seven and a half inches over the surrounding forests. An active volcano, Falle Shio is notorious for its frequent seismic activity.

Location

Falle Shio is situated in the central northern regions of Andy's Underwear in the Pyubyk Forests that cover the mountainous region of Skroht. This area is only a short distance from another natural wonder: Ayahnul Valley a deep crevice that runs for almost the whole length of the country and is home to a pit that is believed to run to the centre of the earth.

Seismic Activity

Falle Shio is highly active, despite being the location of capital city Bellend. Typically eruptions are preceding by a short period of darkness, sometimes accompanied by rain. Then earthquakes break out, lasting typically between two and five minutes. After that the volcano erupts, spewing jets of hot fresh smegma. This eruption is accompanied by thunder that resembles groaning - this is thought to be due to the stresses on the rock of the volcano as it seemingly appears to throb intensely.

Once the eruption is over the volcano will shrink in size and the rock formations that are of geological interest around the city of Bellend will appear less pronounced. When the volcano increases in size to its full height eruption warnings are given out since this change often precedes an eruption.

Recent Eruptions

Some time around seven this morning, again at about ten, then after lunch and once again mid afternoon. Further eruptions are predicted for six o'clock tonight before dinner and later at ten. Five eruptions a day is typical of the calmer season - during the summer this amount of activity can increase two or three fold over the course of the season. For this reason the summer is often referred to as the "Horny Season". The regular eruptions are useful for sustaining Bellend's lucrative industry in cheese.