Bellend

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Capital city of Andy's Underwear
Population: 1000 sperm
Location: central northern area of the country, surrounded by dense coarse forest called the Pyubyc Forest.The Pyubyc Forest is teeming with wildlife - mostly mites and crabs - and is built on an active volcano which has regular eruptions of liquid hot Smegma.
Exports cheese and imports sticks and stones to fight world war 4 with.
architecture and culture? political importance -> demonocracy
some sort of history needed - why is it the capital etc?