Muselive
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It's the best Muse fansite in the world innit? There are over forty thousand members, most of which are only there to rape the Share Your Stuff section (SYS) but there are a small minority who are on virtually all the time and unless you're a newb you'll agree that they're damn cool. It is apparently ran by Tom from Muselive.
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Command Structure
Although there are three human admins and a small number of moderators beneath them the site is in fact ran by moles - most people think the moles are just mascots for the site. This suits the moles nicely thankyouverymuch. The moles began their aggressive takeover of Muselive while it was still relatively new and a had few members, nowadays the origin of the moles is lost in obsucurity to most people unless they ask "What are all the moles about?" to which the standard reply is "Shhh! They can hear you!"
The moles are feared by many and quite rightly so - they recently ousted muselive's military, replacing it with their own army - a group that never shies from using chemical weapons. Their leader is the Mole Master, who up to know has never been spotted but many suspect that one day Omar will reveal himself to be the Mole Master. This theory fits in with the fact that Omar is the most notorious and feared of the moderators.
Mole Master
Highest ranking mole official. Has not been spotted to date.
Avagadro
A few are known to exist - the highest ranking visible members of the Mole Army.
Master Chemist, Research Scientist, Chemistry Teacher, Avagadro Jr. Discovery Making Chemist
The elite corp. of the Mole Master's army. It is not unusual to see them ruling over the lower ranks, keeping them in order, etc.
Good Chemist, Chemist, Amateur Chemist, New Chemist
The middle ranking soldiers in the army, mostly lacking in experience but a few standout as members of the future elite. Auburn isn't one of these.
Chemistry Student, Hunter, Scavenger, Gatherer, Digger, Settler, Colonist, New Colonist
N00bs. Not much else to say.
Retard
The politically incorrectly entitled misbehaving bastards. The moles do not have the patience to banish them to retardation, and they will be banned. Gutted. The moles operate the site by ordering around their slave pack of Shrews.
Alternatively there may in fact be no moles whatsoever and it could be the construct of the boredom that comes from living in Cornwall where there is fuck all to do. But this same boredom spawned the site in the first place so w00t.
Site Stability
Moles are blamed for the majority of the sites (frequent) problems - rather like gremlins in RAF planes. Despite this similarity the moles are probably more like Tribbles. Currently the site is prone to slow periods because the Shrews are on strike - they are demanding less work (fewer SQL queries, etc) and more pay (they want a faster server).
This is a common occurence: "Sorry about the downtime folks, we've had some issues with the server this morning. Hopefully everything should be all right now.
Happy surfing"
Downtime usually occurs when the Admins try rebelling against their Mole overlords. Service resumes soon after the rebellion has been crushed by the Mole Army.
We Rock!
The coolest members can be found in the Off Topic Mega Thread discussing anything but Muse, a recent popular topic for example is Red Socking - an offshoot of the anal sex poll. Usually when a thread goes off topic its down to these twats. The smexeh one of them is sunburnt_atheist.
Those not in the know believe that this thread doesn't exist. N00bs.
Special Members
Muselive's resident super hero is SuperAndy. When he isn't saving the world, he likes to just chill out by destroying his computer, and then trying to install a random operating system on it while it is in pieces.
Chris Wolstenholme has an account but he never posts anywhere. This makes him a SYS rapist.
Mr.X was responsible for leaking steaming hot shit all over Muselive. No one knows his identity and theories range from him being God himself, a member of Warner or even a site admin. The truth however is both more disturbing and belieavable: Mr. X is a second account used by the Mole Master. This means the site overlord is breaking the multi-account rule.
Muselive's village idiot is Nogli who when he's not vandalising Wikipedia is posting links of random Youtube videos.
Site Value
Matt Bellamy owns 74% of the site and when asked how much the site was worth he replied "Fuck knows, who cares? I got a spoon!" while holding said spoon over his eye. Although some mechanisms of calculating the value of community sites values it at around £60,000 the Admins say they'll never sell it - this means they're probably waiting for a better offer.
New Look
Muselive is supposed to be having a makeover anytime soon. Whether it happens 'anytime soon' is still to be debated, but we are all very excited. SuperAndy came in his pants, Tom looked at Andy in a strange way. It's all exciting times.
See also
External links
- Muselive.com's homepage
- Heaven - Click if you are worthy.
