Capital G

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Capital G is an ode to all that socks over the beauty of G. Sang entirely in Mooblish, it is Omar's favourite song. Ever.

Success

When released in 2101, war was beginning. The track then became The International Anthem Of The World...Ever. This was achieved when all physical copies were sold out and it was downloaded 17 billion times. 16.9941 billion of these downloads have been traced to Omar's Linux supercomputer.

These huge sales corrupted sales counts, resulting in Mike Squire's Candle In The Wind '97 reaching Number One on all charts known to man and raccoon.

Meaning

Many theories circled the internet as to what the 'Capital G' stood for, the most popular suggestions being 'George W. Bush', God and Government. The song's writer, songwriter Trent Reznor debunked this stating that it stood for 'Greed'.

King Omar then corrected him, stating that it represented Green Socking.

Lyrics

Following F yet no lesser
Preceding H yet so much greater
Oh letter G we sing your praise
We'll write you if cure our AIDS

But greater still you are
When a sentence you begin
Because then we get to capitalise
And use you to pick of all our mites

Capital G, Capital G, there is none so as great as thee
Capital G, Capital G, won't you please come round for tea?

Golf and gold and games and green
All these things begin with G
Gross and gall bladder gargantuan
Clap for G for gonorrhea

Capital G, Capital G, there is none so as great as thee
Capital G, Capital G, I want to drink your pure sex wee!