King Omar

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King Omar in his My Chemical Romance days.
King Omar, better known as The Waffle Man was the lead singer of My Chemical Romance before they went crap, and now an independent singer, totalling 213 hit singles, 153 of them being number one singles. He also usually moderates in Muselive, if he can be arsed.

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Music career

Omar was wholly responsible for the creation of My Chemical Romance, which was inspired by a red socking dream. He left the band 6 months after it's creation, and replaced the lead singer with a cancer patient dressed as a pig. He soon pursued a solo career, and wrote the now famous song "We Are The Champions". In a recent interview, he was quoted to say the song "was about the time I kicked SuperAndy's arse at everything, including breathing". Now a respected musician, he retired to Muselive.

Pillaging career

Omar is a famous pillager. He is most famous for pillaging Rich Costey in the summer of 2006, shortly after Muse's fourth album came out. It is said Matthew Bellamy blames Omar for the crucification of Assassin on the album. Omar has pillaged many other bands in his lifetime, and was responsible for Rage Against the Machine's reformation, after Omar pillaged Zach de la Rocha. He said it was the best moment of his life.

Muselive duties

Omar doesn't take any crap from anybody. Infact, he bans anyone who looks at him cock eyed. As of August 2007, he has pwned 4,912 n00bs and plebs. This is a world record.

King Omar facts

  • Despite officially being king, he prefers to go buy the title of вафли Сторона. Because he can.
  • Capital G is his favourite song, while My Chemical Romance are secretly his favourite band.
  • Owner of The Late Night Thread Corporation, who's revenue earns more than God does in a lifetime.
  • Has almost infinite HP.
  • His favourite food is Newbies on toast.
  • He signs his name with a Capital G.
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