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Early life
Nick began life as Trevor McDonald, presenting news on ITV, before moving to the only channel now available; Pee3. He is considered the most dangerous journalist in the entire world, as he has been known to take on Osama bin Laden, mano-on-mano. After relieving the world of terror, Pollard was given a special commendation, earning him the right to live free, and not having to pay anything, ever. Using a special card, he would present it to a cashier, and would let him have his goods for free. However, Pollard used this card in Monopoly, but accidentally replaced it with a Chance card (which, incidentally, says 'Go to Jail').
TV Soap career
Pollard went on to play Eric Pollard in the highly acclaimed, and popular soap, Bummerdale. His character is a mean old wrench, who lights sleeping with old women, and killing the young, more sexy ones. His character is also a true alcoholic, much like his real life persona.
Rage virus incident
Pollard, much like Zane Lowe, is invulnerable to the Rage virus. This was discovered after he took a bath in a sample of the virus, and began to make fountains, by splurting the blood out of his mouth.
