Red Socking

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==Overview==
 
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[[Image:9432-LARGE-img 0838.jpg|right|thumb|210px|An example of incorrect red socking]]
 
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An elaborate (and shameful) muselive inside joke about a bizarre sexual fetish practiced by [[Sunburnt_Athiest]] (or James Lewis as he is known in Poland). It's sick and wrong and shouldn't be attempted by anyone who likes their intestines where they are. Advocates of the practice include [[SuperAndy]] (Andy Grigg in Mexico) who declared the activity "hawt" in a poll and [[Nogli]] (Nicholas Pollard in France) who is believed to do it with his nose. It is also rumoured to have been invented by accident by [[Zvexmanson]] (Mike Squires of Bulgaria) - his excuse was it was dark and he never meant to go in that way anyway.
 
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An elaborate (and shameful) muselive inside joke about a bizarre sexual fetish practiced by [[Sunburnt_Athiest]]. The fetish quickly developed into a sport, and is now recognised and supported by the [[World Socking Alliance]].[[Image:9432-LARGE-img 0838.jpg|right|thumb|210px|An example of incorrect red socking]] Socking tournements are held every year, where the best sockers meet to sock eachother. There is also a national Socking league, where all kinds of socking (see [[Red Socking#Variations|variations]]) is allowed. The current champion is [[Nick Pollard]].
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==Rules==
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The WSI was introduced in 1999, and quickly set a foundation of rules down:
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*Each [[Socker|socker's]] penis must be un-tampered for 24 hours.
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*The woman who is to be socked must be a lesbian.
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*3 points are given for every red sock you claim in the match.
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==Trivia==
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*The most amount of points in one match was 123, set by [[Zane Lowe]].
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*Winners are given a genuine pair of red socks.
== Famous Red sockers ==
== Famous Red sockers ==
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==Variations==
==Variations==
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*[[Blue socking|Blue Socking]]
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<br>[[brown socking|Brown Socking]]
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*[[brown socking|Brown Socking]]
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*[[Green Socking]]
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<br>[[Christmas Socking]]
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*[[Christmas Socking]]

Revision as of 16:59, 15 July 2007

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An elaborate (and shameful) muselive inside joke about a bizarre sexual fetish practiced by Sunburnt_Athiest. The fetish quickly developed into a sport, and is now recognised and supported by the World Socking Alliance.
An example of incorrect red socking
Socking tournements are held every year, where the best sockers meet to sock eachother. There is also a national Socking league, where all kinds of socking (see variations) is allowed. The current champion is Nick Pollard.

Contents

Rules

The WSI was introduced in 1999, and quickly set a foundation of rules down:

  • Each socker's penis must be un-tampered for 24 hours.
  • The woman who is to be socked must be a lesbian.
  • 3 points are given for every red sock you claim in the match.

Trivia

  • The most amount of points in one match was 123, set by Zane Lowe.
  • Winners are given a genuine pair of red socks.

Famous Red sockers

Variations

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