Red Socking

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-	==Overview==	+	An elaborate (and shameful) muselive inside joke about a bizarre sexual fetish practiced by [[Sunburnt_Athiest]]. The fetish quickly developed into a sport, and is now recognised and supported by the [[World Socking Alliance]].[[Image:9432-LARGE-img 0838.jpg|right|thumb|210px|An example of incorrect red socking]] Socking tournements are held every year, where the best sockers meet to sock eachother. There is also a national Socking league, where all kinds of socking (see [[Red Socking#Variations|variations]]) is allowed. The current champion is [[Nick Pollard]].
-	[[Image:9432-LARGE-img 0838.jpg|right|thumb|210px|An example of incorrect red socking]]	+
-	An elaborate (and shameful) muselive inside joke about a bizarre sexual fetish practiced by [[Sunburnt_Athiest]] (or James Lewis as he is known in Poland). It's sick and wrong and shouldn't be attempted by anyone who likes their intestines where they are. Advocates of the practice include [[SuperAndy]] (Andy Grigg in Mexico) who declared the activity "hawt" in a poll and [[Nogli]] (Nicholas Pollard in France) who is believed to do it with his nose. It is also rumoured to have been invented by accident by [[Zvexmanson]] (Mike Squires of Bulgaria) - his excuse was it was dark and he never meant to go in that way anyway.	+
		+	==Rules==
		+	The WSI was introduced in 1999, and quickly set a foundation of rules down:
		+	*Each [[Socker|socker's]] penis must be un-tampered for 24 hours.
		+	*The woman who is to be socked must be a lesbian.
		+	*3 points are given for every red sock you claim in the match.
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		+	==Trivia==
		+	*The most amount of points in one match was 123, set by [[Zane Lowe]].
		+	*Winners are given a genuine pair of red socks.
	== Famous Red sockers ==		== Famous Red sockers ==
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	*[[SuperAndy]]		*[[SuperAndy]]
	*[[Will Smith]]		*[[Will Smith]]
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	==Variations==		==Variations==
-	[[Blue socking|Blue Socking]]	+	*[[Blue socking|Blue Socking]]
-	<br>[[brown socking|Brown Socking]]	+	*[[brown socking|Brown Socking]]
-	<br>[[Green Socking]]	+	*[[Green Socking]]
-	<br>[[Christmas Socking]]	+	*[[Christmas Socking]]
		+	*[[Rainbow Socking]]

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Current revision as of 20:31, 28 August 2007

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An elaborate (and shameful) muselive inside joke about a bizarre sexual fetish practiced by Sunburnt_Athiest. The fetish quickly developed into a sport, and is now recognised and supported by the World Socking Alliance. Socking tournements are held every year, where the best sockers meet to sock eachother. There is also a national Socking league, where all kinds of socking (see variations) is allowed. The current champion is Nick Pollard.

Contents 1 Rules 2 Trivia 3 Famous Red sockers 4 Variations

Rules

The WSI was introduced in 1999, and quickly set a foundation of rules down:

• Each socker's penis must be un-tampered for 24 hours.
• The woman who is to be socked must be a lesbian.
• 3 points are given for every red sock you claim in the match.

Trivia

• The most amount of points in one match was 123, set by Zane Lowe.
• Winners are given a genuine pair of red socks.

Famous Red sockers

• Rich Costey
• Zane Lowe
• SuperAndy
• Will Smith
• Nogli

Variations

• Blue Socking
• Brown Socking
• Green Socking
• Christmas Socking
• Rainbow Socking