Kali Bingo
From Badrp
You heard me right, kiddos! KALI BINGO! Remember, when you've filled five squares vertically, horizontally, or diagonally, you've been KALI'D! Here's your event/phrase bank:
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- Snarks at/jumps on somebody hitting on Wade
- Is obviously a new Marvel single promiscuous female
- Goes off on someone trying to help her
- Freaks out at the suggestion of cruelty to animals
- Yells at people to take their pets to the veterinarian
- Freaks out when someone else's thread is non-PC
- Fails to freak out when a similar non-PC post is made by one of her own puppets or a friend's
- Writes a screaming angry anonymous post about something she hates
- Uses
a-little-fairy to bitch about stuff she can't say using Kali because she looks like a total bitch
- Passive-aggressively disses non-Marvel/DC character through her puppets
- Ignores an action that everybody else is doing to pick on the character of the player she dislikes
- Deletes a comment
- Pretends not to have said things she definitely said
- Dismisses complaints with a friendly smile
- Claims she didn't know about these issues (any issues)
- Squees over [insert Male Marvel Character Here]'s ass
- Random "let's all play nice, guyz!" post
- Patronizing "my Marvel-fu is greater than yours" post
- Random "I don't care about your problems and don't like you so you shouldn't argue" post
- Uses two or more of her puppets to support a mod decision or laugh at a mod joke
- "DO AS I SAY, NOT AS I DO"
- Speaks Ex Voto to a bunch of people who don’t care
- Posts a question as an alt that only her other alts would give a ripping shit about
- Makes patronizing comment about the superiority of monogamy
- Claims knowledge she patently does not have
- Hates and is hateful to one character of a player she dislikes while loving another character of the same player without knowing it and refusing to acknowledge that fact, ever
- Makes painful misinterpretations of Buddhism ...
- ... and fails to execute aforementioned misinterpretations anyway
- Displays complete ignorance of Hinduism
- Goes off on some obscure tangent during a "discussion"
- Refuses to reveal her secret sources that somehow allow her access to all sorts of locked thread
- Plays up whatever aspect of Kali is convenient for her bitching needs, and forgets about it later
- Posts an answer in a question solely to speak to a Marvel character who actually answered
- Gives a really lame, obviously made up on the spot excuse for something she yelled at someone else for but she herself is guilty of (e.g. "my necklace is made of doll parts!")
- Says or refers to "the mods" even though she's the only mod left
- Makes obvious reference to the "CC"/"rat pack"/"Nexus Mafia"
- Sucks up to Rosie even though she used to hate her
- Pretends she's laughing derisively at her critics when in fact she's probably huddled in a corner crying (hey, if HERMES and HIPPOLYTA made her cry, I'd apparently make her slit her wrists)
- Dies laughing at something that ... pretty much isn't funny
- Uses overexaggerated Irish accent for Siryn (don't cheat, you can only use this one ONCE)
- Refuses to admit that anything she does could be interpreted in a negative fashion
- Fails to respond to criticism because she's afraid of the person who gave it
