JDWitchDoctor
From Asaction
Real Name | Not Given |
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Registration Date | August 3, 2006 |
Rank | SwimStar |
Regulars | Action Discussion |
Favorite Show | The Big O |
Catch Phrase | Anything with the word "Lazy" in it. |
Most Common Word Used | The |
Hobby | Derailing Harmless Spam Threads |
Nose Size | Medium |
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Affiliations
JDWitchdoctor is a known Tomatoe, and a professional ranter. He can be seen joining in petitions and such, merely for the sake of complaining, his favorite activity.
History
The legend of JDWitchdoctor began in a humble landfill which turned out to be a phone boothe in Memphis. The rest...is a secret.
Annoying Habits
- Enjoys venting teenage frustrations on random passerbys, even though he is no longer a teen.
- Never goes to a hotel unless it has Mini Fridges in the rooms.
- Tends to give up easily in arguments.
- Tends to leave on long hiatus, then come back and complain about how no one missed him.
- Enjoys pointing out poorly explored plot devices whenever possible.
- Is easily manipulated due to his fear of pictures of him playing Tennis is shorts.
- Believes that school bullies are chopped into cheap meat and sold to elementary schools by the government.
Religion
JDWitchdoctor is a known believer in Crispin Freeman. He continually cites the fact that Crispin Freeman is the God of Voice Acting.
Dog
JDWitchdoctor currently owns a puppy named Winnie. She is a Purebreed Pembroke Welsh Corgi, and he takes particular pleasure in the fact that she looks like Ein from Cowboy Bebop.