Real AirCooledMan

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* "You. Me. Bedroom. Now. **long pause** Let's stroke each other's long, hard joysticks.......while playing some Atari." (Used in posts by Gay_Dutchman.)

Revision as of 18:38, 19 September 2007

Real_AirCooledMan (Hereafter R_ACM) is the self-appointed Führer of IB and AD, founder of Alterholics Anonymous (a s-CRY-ed fan thread), Üb€r 1337 N3w$ columnist of Babbling's Poolside Rag thread, and all-around yuri fanboy. He gives Cille cakes with various anime men on them and is [AS]-married to lady-Yuna, krazygirl1207, sango-chan_13, Bananas_Cream, henrieta, Pierced_Princess, and sahockeygirl15.

R_ACM is also a rabid fan of s-CRY-ed, Eureka Seven, Ghost in the Shell, Trinity Blood, Wolf's Rain, Cowboy Bebop, and numerous other shows. He can be found primarily in IB and AD, and secondarily in OA, the comedy folders, and Rants.

He also knows plenty of German and has made quite a few German spam posts.

"His cakes always have such hawt anime men. I love them!" ~Cille

He also has recently acquired two rivals when it comes to his love of Belldandy from Ah! My Goddess: superthunderbros. and Riot_Iori. :smiley-veryhappy:

(However, superthunderbros. core was killed by R_ACM's second main---Belldandy's Husband---with the help of MirokuLuvstheGirls. MirokuLuvstheGirls has taken control of superthunderbros., and only rarely does the REAL superthunderbros. come back to life, if ever at all)

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R_ACM's Alts

When not posting on his first main SN, R_ACM can be found on any of his alts:

  • SpikesNakedBrother (A Cowboy Bebop-themed alt; takeoff on Fenton's Naked Mom)
  • JeSuisNapoleon (Taken from a quote on Futurama)
  • Bizarro_Inuyasha (His RIF alt)
  • KazumaSpiegel (His Alterholic alt)
  • His_Don-ness (Taken from an episode of Family Guy where Peter gets involved with the Mob)
  • Sir_Master_Chief (His Halo fanboy alt)
  • Peter_Imhof (Taken from a German comedy sketch starring Hape Kerkeling)
  • ReaI_AirCooledMan (Note the I substituted for the L in "Real")
  • Mann_Gegen_Mann (Rammstein fanboy alt, named for one of that band's songs)
  • Senad_Giccic (E Nomine fanboy alt, named after one of their lead singers)
  • Gay_Dutchman (A Samurai Champloo-themed alt; used for pseudo-gay innuendo)
  • Satellas_Husband (Rabid Chrono Crusade fan alt; there's just something about a jewel-summoning smex)
  • Belldandys_Husband (Rabid Ah! My Goddess fan alt and second main; anyone notice how hawt Belldandy is? **ZOMG** **hawt** **teh schmecxh** **die Schönheit vo'es alle** **totalleh fanboys** **gasms all over AD, IB, and OA**)

There are several ways to tell a R_ACM alt:

  • Sky blue Verdana font. (Hex color code: #00ccff)
  • German and sometimes Latin in his posts.
  • Signature: R_ACM will usually have his [AS] wives, anime girl harem, [AS] Whackomedy, and various YouTube links to AMVs of mostly German songs.

Fanboyism

R_ACM has often gone on numerous rabid fanboy rampages over various anime girls, often gasming all over the ASMB, pic-whoring, and even claiming to be married to two anime girls, as well as having a whole harem of them. He has destroyed threads, scared n00bs and 1337s alike, and even inspired uprisings with his fanboy ninja arts: Pic-Whore No Jutsu, Font Amplification No Jutsu, Illiteracy No Jutsu, Flame No Jutsu, Squee No Jutsu, ZOMG No Jutsu, and the ever-unpredictable Fanboy Nuke No Jutsu. Because of his attraction to anime girls, he refuses to ever give real women the time of day no matter what others say.

Among R_ACM's fanboy favorites:

  • Belldandy (Ah! My Goddess)
  • Urd (Ah! My Goddess)
  • Marller (Ah! My Goddess)
  • Sora (Ah! My Goddess)
  • Megumi (Ah! My Goddess)
  • Talho (Eureka Seven)
  • Gidget (Eureka Seven)
  • Orihime (Bleach)
  • Tatsuki (Bleach)
  • Rukia (Bleach)
  • Chizuru (Bleach)
  • Kukkaku (Bleach)
  • Rangiku (Bleach)
  • Yoruichi (Bleach)
  • Myun (Macross Plus)
  • Fuu (Samurai Champloo)
  • Yatsuha (Samurai Champloo)
  • Robin (Witch Hunter Robin)
  • Doujima (Witch Hunter Robin)
  • Marlene (Blue Gender)
  • Asuka (Evangelion)
  • Rei (Evangelion)
  • Misato (Evangelion)
  • Kagome (Inuyasha)
  • Sango (Inuyasha)
  • Kagura (Inuyasha)
  • Haruko (FLCL)
  • Kaname (Full Metal Panic)
  • Testarossa (Full Metal Panic)
  • Melissa (Full Metal Panic)
  • Motoko (Ghost in the Shell)
  • Prime Minister Kayabuki (Ghost in the Shell)
  • Blue (Wolf's Rain)
  • Cher (Wolf's Rain
  • Jaguara (Wolf's Rain)
  • Seras (Hellsing)
  • Integra (Hellsing)
  • Simca (Air Gear)
  • Ringo (Air Gear)
  • Rika (Air Gear)
  • Ton-chan-sensei (Air Gear)
  • Winry (Fullmetal Alchemist)
  • Rose (Fullmetal Alchemist)
  • Izumi (Fullmetal Alchemist)
  • Lust (Fullmetal Alchemist)
  • Sloth (Fullmetal Alchemist)
  • Esther (Trinity Blood)
  • Asta (Trinity Blood)
  • Noelle (Trinity Blood)
  • Caterina (Trinity Blood)
  • Naru (Love Hina)
  • Kitsune (Love Hina)
  • Haruka (Love Hina)
  • Rosette (Chrono Crusade)
  • Satella (Chrono Crusade)
  • Scheris (s-CRY-ed)
  • Mimori (s-CRY-ed)
  • Ayase (s-CRY-ed)
  • Nina/Anna (Monster)
  • Haruhi (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya)
  • Mikuru (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya)
  • Re-l (Ergo Proxy)
  • Mireille (Noir)
  • Kirika (Noir)
  • Saya (Blood+)
  • Julia (Blood+)
  • Kaori (Blood+)
  • Min (Blood+)
  • Uchida (Noein)
  • Manx (Weiß Kreuz)
  • Burman (Weiß Kreuz)
  • Tot (Weiß Kreuz; pronounced "tote" for the German-illiterate)
  • Saya (Tokko)
  • Kureha (Tokko)
  • Sakura (Tokko)
  • Ibuki (Tokko

And others I'm probably forgetting right now.

The Jury on His Fanboyism:

  • "He can be sofa king scary!" ~Kagome_Naked a.k.a. SwimPsyco
  • "YES SHE IS!" ~Real_AirCooledMan, when dudeco once posted in a Blood+ thread saying that Saya wasn't a lesbian
  • "Guy really needs some vagoo." ~inuyashaboy05
  • "Real women just don't cut it anymore. Now excuse me while I search for some Ah! My Goddess yuri...gawd I need some hawt BelldandyXMarller pics!" Real_AirCooledMan, using Belldandys_Husband

Anime R_ACM Likes

On [AS] (Only includes shows [AS] currently has):

  • s-CRY-ed
  • Eureka Seven
  • Blood+
  • Bleach
  • Big O
  • Cowboy Bebop
  • Shin-Chan
  • Inuyasha
  • Samurai Champloo
  • Paranoia Agent
  • Trinity Blood
  • Ghost in the Shell: Stand-Alone Complex
  • Fullmetal Alchemist
  • Neon Genesis Evangelion
  • FLCL

Off [AS] (Hardly complete and needs input):

  • Ah! My Goddess (Beware any posts he makes with Belldandys_Husband)
  • Death Note
  • Meine Liebe
  • Meine Liebe Wieder
  • Love Hina
  • Pumpkin Scissors
  • Monster
  • Air Gear
  • Weiß Kreuz
  • Noir
  • Great Teacher Onizuka
  • Chrono Crusade (Beware the posts he makes with Satellas_Husband)
  • Noein
  • Macross Plus
  • Tokko
  • Law of Ueki
  • Hellsing
  • Kikaider
  • Wolf's Rain
  • Blue Gender
  • Elfen Lied
  • Ex-Driver
  • Full Metal Panic
  • Ergo Proxy
  • Desert Punk
  • Genshiken
  • Ouran High School Host Club
  • Last Exile
  • Chobits

And a bunch of other shows I'm probably forgetting right now.

There is no four.

Four is right out!

Comedy Shows on [AS] that R_ACM Likes

  • Family Guy
  • Aqua Teen Hunger Force
  • Home Movies
  • Metalocalypse
  • Sealab 2021
  • Space Ghost: Coast 2 Coast
  • Mission Hill
  • Robot Chicken
  • Harvey Birdman: Attorney At Law
  • The Brak Show
  • Moral Orel
  • American Dad

Real_AirCooledMan's ASMB History

  • July 26, 2004: Real_AirCooledMan joins ASMB.
  • February 4, 2005: R_ACM's first alt, SpikesNakedBrother, created.
  • April 19, 2005: JeSuisNapoleon created.
  • May 17, 2005: Bizarro_Inuyasha created.
  • June 29, 2005: KazumaSpiegel created.
  • August 17, 2005: First King of [AS] Fighters Tournament covered in the Poolside Rag thread in Babbling. (Kazuma from s-CRY-ed won.)
  • August 31, 2005: His_Don-ness created.
  • October 28, 2005: Sir_Master_Chief created.
  • January 2006: R_ACM declares war on wuv in IB.
  • February 2006: R_ACM [AS]-marries lady-Yuna, sango-chan_13, and krazygirl1207; gets temp-banned on SpikesNakedBrother for accidentally linking to an inappropriate site.
  • March 2006: R_ACM declares himself Führer of IB.
  • April 21, 2006: Peter_Imhof created.
  • May 11, 2006: R_ACM temp-banned for two weeks for flaming the admins over a site redesign (The black sidebar); mirror alt created.
  • May 12, 2006: Mann_Gegen_Mann created.
  • June 2006: Upon [Adult Swim]'s announcement of changes to the boards (Among them abolition of ranks and removal of IB), R_ACM leaves the boards and joins various other sites. He becomes a moderator on one of them. [AS]'s site changes have since been "postponed indefinitely". (UPDATE: Torrent announced in the "Fan Collective Future" thread in .com that last year's proposed site changes wouldn't happen, but the Fan Collective would disappear; however, private messaging has been incorporated into the boards.)
  • July 24, 2006: R_ACM returns to ASMB full-time.
  • July 26, 2006: R_ACM ranks up to Order of the Owl ten days earlier.
  • August 10, 2006: Second King of [AS] Fighters Tournament starts. (Kazuma wins again.)
  • September 2, 2006: Senad_Giccic created.
  • October 13, 2006: Gay_Dutchman created.
  • November 24, 2006: R_ACM adds AD to the empire, thus restyling himself Führer of the IB/AD Dual-Empire. Satellas_Husband created.
  • January 13, 2007: Belldandys_Husband created.
  • February-March 2007: R_ACM goes on anti-yaoi and anti-Tim & Eric trolling/flaming spree; gets into numerous fights with CowboyCadenza and I_am_Jacks_STD.
  • April 29, 2007: R_ACM gets banned for flaming Tim & Eric fans and wishing violence against [AS] for the Eureka Seven Fiasco. He still has his alts. Originally, it was a perma-ban, but he apologized to Bast and got it downgraded to a six-month temp-ban. Belldandys_Husband promoted to rank of R_ACM's Second Main.
  • July 2007: R_ACM, on Belldandys_Husband, creates the Rabid Fan Confederation Ganxta Clicc. (Details below)
  • September 15, 2007: R_ACM returns triumphantly from his ban. Belldandys_Husband will still be his other main.
  • September 18, 2007: Belldandys_Husband gets temp-banned for flaming and threatening people in IB. However, he quickly took over Mann_Gegen_Mann's core and will use that alt until December 10th, when his ban ends.

Rabid Fan Confederation Ganxta Clicc

In July 2007, R_ACM, using his second main, Belldandys_Husband, created a new ASMB faction known as the Rabid Fan Confederation Ganxta Clicc (RFCGC). It was co-founded with mirokuluvsthegirls as a unit for rabid anime fans to enjoy their fangasming and to serve as a force against DA EXPLOSIONS should they ever return to the ASMB. The current roster:

  • Real_AirCooledMan/Belldandys_Husband and alts (Da Grand Führer)
  • mirokuluvsthegirls a.k.a. Ryokos_Husband (Classic Rock Songwriter)
  • Old1 (The Fanservice Minister)
  • Cille (Da Freelança)
  • mookielady (Resident Amon Fangirl)
  • Riot_Iori/AyaseTeradasHusband
  • HeeroYuy135 (Talho/Anemone Fanboyee)
  • lady-Yuna (Queen of RIFs)
  • The_False_God (Rangiku's Husband)
  • totallyrad (Gin Ichimaru fangirl)
  • Kakashi_Hakate
  • dudeco/The_Soul_Society (Rukia Fanboyee)
  • Kirara_Kitten (Yaoi Luvar)
  • KnightStar
  • champloo713 (Faye's Man)
  • Jingai (Nanao's husband and Gundam Pimp)
  • DangerCid
  • vadernaraku
  • Sandwich_Ninja (Knows OVER NINE THOUSAND sandwich-based techniques)
  • kuro_tenshi1012
  • Sesshys_fallen_angel

To join, all one has to do is ask a RFCGC member or be invited by one, and claim an anime character as their spouse or significant other.

Their anthem: Du Kennst Mich by Charnell.

R_ACM Quotes

  • "FUCK FUSE! [AS] NEEDS ERGO PROXY MORE THAN THEY DO!"
  • "I'm not gay, but Steven Blum is a very sexy man."
  • "ZOMG (Insert anime girl) is teh hawt!!!!111"
  • "YES SHE IS!" (Used whenever dudeco denies any Blood+ or Bleach yuri pairing, no matter how unorthodox.)
  • "I'm not gay, but Hagi is a very sexy man." (Used in Blood+ threads)
  • "Buttsecks?"
  • "WHY THE FUCK ISN'T MONSTER/MEINE LIEBE/WEISS KREUZ VERBRECHEN STRAFE LICENSED YET?"
  • "Real girls are for guys who can't get anime chicks."
  • "[AS] fucking NEEDS to get Ah! My Goddess, or else the terrorists win!"
  • "You. Me. Bedroom. Now. **long pause** Let's stroke each other's long, hard joysticks.......while playing some Atari." (Used in posts by Gay_Dutchman.)
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