Real AirCooledMan

From Asaction

Real_AirCooledMan (Hereafter R_ACM) is the self-appointed Führer of IB and AD, founder of Alterholics Anonymous (a s-CRY-ed fan thread), Üb€r 1337 N3w$ columnist of Babbling's Poolside Rag thread, and all-around yuri fanboy. He gives Cille cakes with various anime men on them and is [AS]-married to lady-Yuna, krazygirl1207, sango-chan_13, Bananas_Cream, henrieta, Pierced_Princess, and sahockeygirl15.

R_ACM is also a rabid fan of s-CRY-ed, Eureka Seven, Ghost in the Shell, Trinity Blood, Wolf's Rain, Cowboy Bebop, and numerous other shows. He can be found primarily in IB and AD, and secondarily in OA, the comedy folders, and Rants.

He also knows plenty of German and has made quite a few German spam posts.

"His cakes always have such hawt anime men. I love them!" ~Cille

He also has recently acquired two rivals when it comes to his love of Belldandy from Ah! My Goddess: superthunderbros. and Riot_Iori. :smiley-veryhappy:

(However, superthunderbros. core was killed by R_ACM's second main---Belldandy's Husband---with the help of MirokuLuvstheGirls. MirokuLuvstheGirls has taken control of superthunderbros., and only rarely does the REAL superthunderbros. come back to life, if ever at all and his mom got scared and said, "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air!" He whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said "Fresh" and had dice in the mirror! If anything he could say that this cab was rare, but he thought, naw, forget it, yo home to Bel-Air! He pulled up to a house about seven or eight and he yelled to the cabbie, "Yo, home, smell ya later!" Looked at his kingdom, he was finally there to sit on his throne as the Prince of Bel-Air.)

Starting in October of 2007, R_ACM became a /b/tard upon increasing exposure to 4chan. [AS] is still his hoam, but he can often be mingling with the vast horde known as Anonymous, trolling other /b/tards, raiding the Cult of $cientology, raiding Habbo, calling GameStop at 3 A.M. to ask for Battletoads, making Kenny Glenn the Animal Abuser's life a living hell (When you fuck with cats, you fuck with /b/), and hunting for yuri in /u/.

R_ACM's Alts and Second Main

When not posting on his first main SN, R_ACM can be found on any of his alts:

SpikesNakedBrother (A Cowboy Bebop-themed alt; takeoff on Fenton's Naked Mom)
JeSuisNapoleon (Taken from a quote on Futurama; Steven Blum fanboy alt)
Bizarro_Inuyasha (His RIF alt)
KazumaSpiegel (His Alterholic alt)
His_Don-ness (Taken from an episode of Family Guy where Peter gets involved with the Mob; Crispin Freeman fanboy alt)
Sir_Master_Chief (His Halo fanboy alt)
Peter_Imhof (Taken from a German comedy sketch starring Hape Kerkeling)
ReaI_AirCooledMan (Note the I substituted for the L in "Real")
Mann_Gegen_Mann (Rammstein fanboy alt, named for one of that band's songs)
Senad_Giccic (E Nomine fanboy alt, named after one of their lead singers)
Gay_Dutchman (A Samurai Champloo-themed alt; used for pseudo-gay innuendo)
Satellas_Husband (Rabid Chrono Crusade fan alt; there's just something about a jewel-summoning smex)
Belldandys_Husband (Rabid Ah! My Goddess fanboy and second main; anyone notice how hawt Belldandy is? **ZOMG** **hawt** **teh schmecxh** **die Schönheit vo'es alle** **totalleh fanboys** **gasms all over AD, IB, and OA** Also /B/elldandys_Husband, due to spending time in 4chan. Originally an alt.)

There are several ways to tell a R_ACM alt:

Sky blue Verdana font. (Hex color code: #00ccff)
German and sometimes Latin in his posts.
Signature: R_ACM will usually have his [AS] wives, anime girl harem, [AS] Whackomedy, and various YouTube links to AMVs of mostly German songs.

Fanboyism

R_ACM has often gone on numerous rabid fanboy rampages over various anime girls, often gasming all over the ASMB, pic-whoring, and even claiming to be married to two anime girls, as well as having a whole harem of them, which is totally braggable. He has destroyed threads, scared n00bs and 1337s alike, and even inspired uprisings with his fanboy ninja arts: Pic-Whore No Jutsu, Font Amplification No Jutsu, Illiteracy No Jutsu, Flame No Jutsu, Squee No Jutsu, ZOMG No Jutsu, and the ever-unpredictable Fanboy Nuke No Jutsu. Because of his attraction to anime girls, he refuses to ever give real women the time of day no matter what others say. After all, real women are teh s uck. (If your name is Dina34714 or InuYashamanga1314, go hoam and cry in your hugbox.)

Among R_ACM's fanboy favorites:

Belldandy (Ah! My Goddess)
Urd (Ah! My Goddess)
Marller (Ah! My Goddess)
Sora (Ah! My Goddess)
Megumi (Ah! My Goddess)
Talho (Eureka Seven)
Gidget (Eureka Seven)
Orihime (Bleach)
Tatsuki (Bleach)
Rukia (Bleach)
Chizuru (Bleach)
Kukkaku (Bleach)
Rangiku (Bleach)
Yoruichi (Bleach)
Myung (Macross Plus)
Fuu (Samurai Champloo)
Yatsuha (Samurai Champloo)
Robin (Witch Hunter Robin)
Doujima (Witch Hunter Robin)
Marlene (Blue Gender)
Asuka (Evangelion)
Rei (Evangelion)
Misato (Evangelion)
Kagome (Inuyasha)
Sango (Inuyasha)
Kagura (Inuyasha)
Abi (Inuyasha)
Haruko (FLCL)
Kaname (Full Metal Panic)
Testarossa (Full Metal Panic)
Melissa (Full Metal Panic)
Motoko (Ghost in the Shell)
Prime Minister Kayabuki (Ghost in the Shell)
Blue (Wolf's Rain)
Cher (Wolf's Rain
Jaguara (Wolf's Rain)
Seras (Hellsing)
Integra (Hellsing)
Simca (Air Gear)
Ringo (Air Gear)
Rika (Air Gear)
Ton-chan-sensei (Air Gear)
Winry (Fullmetal Alchemist)
Rose (Fullmetal Alchemist)
Izumi (Fullmetal Alchemist)
Lust (Fullmetal Alchemist)
Sloth (Fullmetal Alchemist)
Esther (Trinity Blood)
Asta (Trinity Blood)
Noelle (Trinity Blood)
Caterina (Trinity Blood)
Naru (Love Hina)
Kitsune (Love Hina)
Haruka (Love Hina)
Rosette (Chrono Crusade)
Satella (Chrono Crusade)
Scheris (s-CRY-ed)
Mimori (s-CRY-ed)
Ayase (s-CRY-ed)
Nina/Anna (Monster)
Haruhi (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya)
Mikuru (The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya)
Re-l (Ergo Proxy)
Mireille (Noir)
Kirika (Noir)
Saya (Blood+)
Julia (Blood+)
Kaori (Blood+)
Min (Blood+)
Mao (Blood+)
Diva (Blood+)
Uchida (Noein)
Manx (Weiß Kreuz)
Burman (Weiß Kreuz)
Tot (Weiß Kreuz; pronounced "tote" for the German-illiterate)
Saya (Tokko)
Kureha (Tokko)
Sakura (Tokko)
Ibuki (Tokko)
Tohru (Fruits Basket)
Kagura (Fruits Basket)
Arisa (Fruits Basket)
Momo (Peach Girl)
Sae (Peach Girl)
Nadie (El Cazador de la Bruja)
Haruhi (Ouran High School Host Club)
Renge (Ouran Hich School Host Club)
Chun-Li (Street Fighter II V)
Masane (Witchblade)
Asuna (Negima!)
Sunako (The Wallflower)
Noi (The Wallflower)
Quon (RahXephon)
Haruka (RahXephon)
Sakaki (Azumanga Daioh)
Tomo (Azumanga Daioh)
Mitsuki (Rumbling Hearts)
Misa (Death Note)
Ran (Super GALS)
Miyu (Super GALS)
Aya (Super GALS)
Mami (Super GALS)
Miharu (Girls Bravo)
Saeko (Flag)
Dita (Vandread)
Jura (Vandread)
Meia (Vandread)
Barnette (Vandread)
Risa (D.N. Angel)
Riku (D.N. Angel)
Mio (D.N. Angel)
Towa (D.N. Angel)
Nenene (Read or Die: The TV)
Michelle (Read or Die: The TV)
Margery (Shakugan No Shana)
Solty (Solty Rei)
Aya (Ceres: Celestial Legend)
Revy (Black Lagoon)
Shenhua (Black Lagoon)
Eda (Black Lagoon)
Balalaika (Black Lagoon)
Utena (Revolutionary Girl Utena)
Anthy (Revolutionary Girl Utena)
Angel (Angel Cop)
Noriko (Gravitation)
Celi (Kyo Kara Maoh!)
Lacus (Gundam SEED)
Miki (Marmalade Boy)
Meiko (Marmalade Boy)
Arimi (Marmalade Boy)
Miaka (Fushigi Yuugi)
Masane (Witchblade)
Armitage (Armitage III)
Rain (G Gundam)
Yoko (Gurren Lagann)
Suzuka (Outlaw Star)
Meifa (Outlaw Star)
Mariel (Hanaukyo Maid Team: La Vérité)
Aoi (Ai Yori Aoshi)
Miyabi (Ai Yori Aoshi)
Tina (Ai Yori Aoshi)
Hevn (Getbackers)
Himiko (Getbackers)
Michel (Glass Fleet; hawt reverse trap is hawt)
Najica (Najica Blitz Tactics)
Fuko (Flame of Recca)
Shampoo (Ranma 1/2)
Kodachi (Ranma 1/2)
Yuna (Maburaho)
Kuriko (Maburaho)
Eclair (Kiddy Grade)
C.C. (Code Geass)
Shirley (Code Geass)
Milly (Code Geass)
Euphemia (Code Geass)
Malerna (The Vision of Escaflowne)
Rin (Mnemosyne)
Lina (Slayers)
Sylphiel (Slayers)
Ren (DearS)
Steven Blum (Because He's in everything, and is God Incarnate)
Crispin Freeman
Bill Kaulitz
Epic Fail Guy

And others I'm probably forgetting right now.

The Jury on His Fanboyism:

"He can be sofa king scary!" ~Kagome_Naked a.k.a. SwimPsyco
"YES SHE IS!" ~Real_AirCooledMan, when dudeco once posted in a Blood+ thread saying that Saya wasn't a lesbian
"Guy really needs some vagoo." ~inuyashaboy05
"Real women just don't cut it anymore. Now excuse me while I search for some Ah! My Goddess yuri...gawd I need some hawt BelldandyXMarller pics!" Real_AirCooledMan, using Belldandys_Husband

Anime R_ACM Likes

On [AS] (Only includes shows [AS] currently has):

s-CRY-ed
Eureka Seven
Blood+
Bleach
Big O
Cowboy Bebop
Shin-Chan
Inuyasha
Samurai Champloo
Paranoia Agent
Trinity Blood
Ghost in the Shell: Stand-Alone Complex
Fullmetal Alchemist
Neon Genesis Evangelion
FLCL
Death Note
Moribito
Code Geass

Off [AS] (Hardly complete and needs input):

Ah! My Goddess (Beware any posts he makes with /B/elldandys_Husband)
Meine Liebe
Meine Liebe Wieder
Love Hina
Pumpkin Scissors
Monster
Air Gear
Weiß Kreuz
Noir
Great Teacher Onizuka
Chrono Crusade (Beware the posts he makes with Satellas_Husband)
Noein
Macross Plus
Tokko
Law of Ueki
Hellsing
Kikaider
Wolf's Rain
Blue Gender
Elfen Lied
Ex-Driver
Full Metal Panic
Ergo Proxy
Desert Punk
Genshiken
Ouran High School Host Club
Last Exile
Chobits
El Cazador de la Bruja
Peach Girl
Ninja Scroll
Air
The Wallflower
Gankutsuou
Virus Buster Serge
Azumanga Daioh
Witchblade
Street Fighter II V
Suzuka
RahXephon
Tactics
Serial Experiments Lain
Please Teacher!
Excel Saga
MD Geist
Ceres: Celesital Legend
Kyo Kara Maoh!
Golgo 13
Hoop Days
Blassreiter
Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle
Gravitation
Mnemosyne
Kannazuki No Miko
Rozen Maiden
Afro Samurai
Descendants of Darkness
Gundam SEED
Gundam 00
G Gundam
Outlaw Star
Slayers
NANA
Solty Rei
Hotori ~The Simple Hope for Joy~
Najica Blitz Tactics
DearS
Marmalade Boy
Hand Maid May
Mad Bull 34
Doki Doki School Hours
Kanon
Bobby's In Deep
Armitage III
Linebarrels of Iron
Ai Yori Aoshi
D.N. Angel
The Vision of Escaflowne
Ranma 1/2
Madlax
The Third: The Girl with the Blue Eye
The Wings of Honneamise
Nineteen 19
His & Her Circumstances
Disgaea
Fushigi Yuugi
Ninja Scroll
Crying Freeman
Daphne in the Brilliant Blue
Cyber City Oedo 808
Black Jack
Karas
Yumeria
Video Girl Ai
Elemental Gelade
The Enemy's the Pirates: The Cats' Banquet

And a bunch of other shows I'm probably forgetting right now.

There is no four.

Four is right out!

Comedy Shows on [AS] that R_ACM Likes

Family Guy
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Home Movies
Metalocalypse
Sealab 2021
Space Ghost: Coast 2 Coast
Mission Hill
Robot Chicken
Harvey Birdman: Attorney At Law
The Brak Show
Moral Orel
American Dad
The Boondocks
The PJs
King of the Hill

Buttsecks?

There once were two cowboys all alone out on the trail.
Then one day, they realized they could sleep with another male.
Now they're having buttsecks!
Cowboy Buttsecks!
SODOMAAAAAAAAAAY!
SODOMAAAAAAAAAAY!
SODOMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Sodomy.