Quotes
From Yb Timeline
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1576 Kingdom, The
"Hi guys who I don't remember very well! There was this town made of Buzzy Beetles and they worshipped me but their King was jealous of my godliness so I flew away on British Angry Sun here who helped me escape because he was mad at the king because he kidnapped him or however you steal a sun but anyway he was mad and helped me leave and because doesn't have a name I call him British Angry Sun and he's accepted that because his parents never named him because he doesn't have parents because he's a freakin' sun. So what's new?"
-Pyro
1576 Kingdom Novel, The
"Operation complete. And by complete, I mean THERE'S A FREAKING ERROR! SOMETHING'S GONE WRONG AND EVERYBODY SHOULD PANIC!"
-Computer
"*swings his cane around* I'M FULL OF LIFE, kupo."
-Elder Mogmire
"My brain hurts. Wait, that's just this rock *picks up a pebble* I love you pebble *puts it in his pocket*"
-Pyro
Game & Watch/Tick Tack Dude Forums
"Uh...YOU WIN THIS TIME, PEANUT BUTTER! *Puts Jade down* GOOMBAS, LET'S GO!"
-ChibiKirbyNess
"REVENGE, PEAR BEAR! REVENGE!"
-ChibiKirbyNess
"Hachacha? Well, at that time, she took these little pills called "CKN DIDN'T HAVE A BASE FOR HER CHARACTERS BACK THEN", and poof, she (Chibi) was like that. LEAVE ME ALONE ABOUT THAT TIME, DARNIT! Anyway, she has no feelings of affection for anyone. She never will be like that. Oh look, a monkey on a pogo stick."
-ChibiKirbyNess
"Pft, Luigi doesn't need Daisy. HE NEEDS DAISY AND PEACH!"
-ChibiKirbyNess
"Blargg. *eats Max*"
-Female Blargg (Topmonhit)
"People are stupid to not expect the worst."
-PB
"OMG IM CINNA, MON! *Flies into a bowl of apple jacks* Apple: GET OUT OF MY CEREAL! *Kicks the box down, pours in cereal that actually looks like jacks, and jumps in it, smashing Cinnamon into little bits which float through the air with the greatest of ease like the daring young man on the frying trapese*"
-SZM
Wynaut? I mean, uh, because he thinks Luigi is a carrot and wants to make him finish his quest and let his guard down and stuff. I mean TO FIGHT TO DENOUNCE THE EVILS OF TRUTH AND LOVE! TO EXTEND HIS REACH TO THE STARS ABOVE! JESSE! JAMES! TEAM ROCKET BLAST OFF AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT, SURRENDER NOW OR PREPARE TO FIGHT! MEOWTH! THAT'S RIGHT! WAAAABUFFET! CHIIIME!
-SZM
"Im quiting rping since top killed anekdote. dont try 2 stop me. ima put pyro in a blender"
-SZM
"And 'person' could be anything. Even Chibi."
-Topmonhit
"I WAS YOUGN AND SERIOUS AND SMART! AND NOW LOOK AT ME! I SAY YOUGN!"
-YOSHI.
Grodus Rising
“They hit us! We’re hit!” Amphy screamed, shaking Ripvor, “What are we going to do? How will I tell my kids! Wait, I don’t have kids… What if my parents find out! I should have never taken that last cookie! I REGRET MY LIFE!”
-Amphy
Hochocho
"I want a bagel... What's a bagel?"
-Shiro (YOSHI.)
"I like rain... ... .... .... ... ... ... I HATE RAIN! *runs under a tree* ... .... .... Oh, cool! It's raining! *goes to the rain*"
-Shiro (YOSHI.)
"Still, it isn't not no original enough. I want something that has nothing to do with Smeargle, just as Pyroshi has nothing to do with Yoshis and Zeta Models have nothing to do with robots and Pyruni has nothing to do with punis and...
Uh... I guess I'm less creative then I thought."
-SZM
MythPWNers (SZM)
"GET OFF MY KIDS YOU CRAZY LAWN! *Throws a electric guitar at the camera*"
-Crazy McCrazy
"Who are the MythPWNers? Veron McBobdolepants and Koopa T. Gopher have had 30 years of not believing people between them and uh I'M BORED NOW!"
-MythPWNers Narrator
Nintendo Anecdote (1, 2 or 3)
"I thought you said raps. *Sings off-key and annoyingly but still not as annoyingly as rappers*
YO YO YO I BE THE FOURTH WALL WHAT IS A DONUT SONG A LIKE PIE ALL ZHAOIHFOIDSFHOIHTOIA ZHOIAHTOIHDZOITHE lPOZIFHOIPZHOIDFHPZDF ZFHDPOFHEWFL<ZDF< EROHXZFKLHEOWRIHSDZR LKRHEOIAHLKZHR
I'm sorry. That was too legible to be a rap imitation."
-Pyro
Omega
"You two get along so we can kill some stuff! I haven’t done anything in several chapters!"
-Litera
”But what are we going to power the AI with now? High Fructose corn syrup?”
-Litera
Pokemon Platinum
"Of course! But... not until later. I cry and cry cuz I'm pink a lot. I lost track of what I was saying right about at... "the"."
-Fastpolk
"OMG IT'LL DRAW ON ME! There was this one Smeargle who kept drawing on people and he got booted out of the Smeargle village place thingy where I used to live. Wait, that was me."
-Smear
Pyro's Adventure 3: Pyro Unleashed and Top the Movie: Danny's Inside Story
"SHUT UP YOU JERKS QUIT HAVING PLANS"
-Danielle
"I'm Sails, the very helpful and good character!"
-Sails
"I am an entirely reasonable character and here's why!"
-Sails
"Continue reading to jump over the attack and dodge! 'What do you mean, continue reading' you say? Ohohohoho. If we are being read by being of another dimesions they will know what to do about it! Hohohohhooaoahoahohoahooh!"
-Sails
"*Some more overly dramatic stuff to make this look like a good story happens*"
-SZM
"*More firearms than plausible go shooting out at Pyro and he "dodges" them all, with several clearly clipping through his character model*"
-SZM
"A young Toad ran inside his house. 'HI TOAD MOTHRE', it screamed. "What are you doing back from Toad school so Toad early, Toad son!' asked his mother. 'I skipped Toad school because the Toad teacher was boring!' 'Toad pointless conversation!'"
-SZM
"'A a a a a a a a a a' responded Pyro, trying to skip the dialog."
-SZM
"Danny lied face down on the floor, his wounds being tended by Pichup the Pichu who is totally an unique character and not just a mistranslation from the Japanese name of Pichus and is totally better than unique Pichu characters that have personalities besides 'I am the same color as a regular Magikoopa'."
-SZM
RP Chronicles
Oshy and Yisho: Partners in Lemon-Lime
"Uh yeah. GIVE ME YOUR MONEY! I mean... COLLECT ALL 6 SHARD PIECES FOR AN EXTRA LIFE ACCESS TO SHROOB CASTLE! I'm powerful like that. I can break barriers. I can break walls. I can break your nose. I can break the fourth wall. I can brea—"
-Pearl Star Spirit
"The captain always goes down with his ship... *points to a random rex* YOU'RE THE CAPTAIN NOW! TO THE ESCAPE PODS! *runs off*"
-Prince Rexor
"Yum! These (Yoshi) cookies are great! Who knew that Yoshis tasted so good?"
-Prince Rexor
"Fakers? YOU'RE COMPARING YOURSELF TO ME? HA! YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOOD ENOUGH TO BE MY FAKE! I'LL MAKE YOU EAT THOSE WORDS!"
-Pyro
"RIGHT! YOU'RE WRONG! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO SAY YOU FOUND IT AND TAKE ALL THE GLORY! DUH! Whatever. I'm just trying to mess with your mind anyway. Go ahead and hit the dang thing and then leave me alone."
-Star Door
Skype
"oops
i haven't slept
in 30 hours
i mean 32 hours
i mean about half an hour"
-SZM
"hmmmm
pretty sure if i keep whining on the internet
it will solve my problems"
-SZM
"'God took the beast of the earth and wraped them up in the plants of the ground that make of their own seed'
'and called it tacos'
'and the LORD!!!!!!!!! God Saw that It Was Good'
'and the LORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! God Saw that it was good'
'and the morning and evening made a 6tth day
'and God is So Capitalized He Randomly capitalisze Other Words'"
-SZM
"now i finally see why everyone hates you matt
you won't talk about
pokemon
when i want to"
-SZM
":\ is my only friend his harsh eye on the world brings me emotional comfort"
-SZM
ChibiKirbyNess: bye old man
YOSHI.: i hate you all
YOSHI.: i'M YOUGN
YOSHI.: AND FREE
YOSHI.: YOUGN
YOSHI.: YOU HEAR ME?
YOSHI.: YOUGN
...The breast enhancement.
- P.B.
Spongic Heroes
"I think I heard Spongette say something about wanting to give chocolate to Sponge as a peace offering and Danielle wanting a frog to throw at things or something..."
-Aqua
"*Starts bellyflopping around* *Knocks Danielle off* THAT'S FOR NEVER REALLY BEING IN ANYTHING AT ALL AND REALLY JUST BEING A CRUEL JOKE BY SZM!"
-Danny
"Throw those two into that hard brick wall! *thinking* SOON THEY WILL ALL HATE EACHOTHER! WAHAHAHAHA! Did I leave the faucet running at home? I think I did. I remember when I left the faucet running on my uberpwnmachine 3000. Ha ha, that was funny. I wonder why no one else remembers it flooding... The entire Yoshi Bodyguards HQ was in my uberpwnmachine! Lalalalalala I like pie Lalalalalala I like pie lalalala! Boy, Chibi is hot. I'm lucky to be such a manly man, she probably can't stay away from me! I like to move it move it! He like to move it move it! She like to move it move it! It probably took three drunk people to make this song and they like to move it move it! */thinking*"
-OmoSneezier
"AAAAAAH! THE ESRB CHOMP IS COMING CLOSER AND THERE'S A GIANT FAN AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO! *Cries*"
-Pyro
"Nonsense. There are no enemies in fan-fics. AAAAH THE ESRB CHOMP IS ALMOST HERE!"
-Pyro
"YOU CAN'T MAKE ME BE USEFUL! IT'S AGAINST MY RELIGION!"
-Pyro
"PACMAN IS NAKED AND SO SHOULD YOU"
-Sponge
Sponge: SPONGIC HEROES! SPONGIC HEROES! FIND THEM COLLECT THEM AND BUY THEM TODAY! HEADING NORWAY!
Danny: Sponge, just lead us. We've been standing in still circles for some time now.
Sponge: What the crap is a still circle?
Danny: This. *Starts spinning in place*
Sponge: O_o
Sponge: Aw right! Let's go, BUDDIES! With the power of teamwork and friendship, we'll blast through this mountain with Spongic speed! FULL ON FRIENDSHIP!
Pyro: No. *Kicks Sponge*
Danny: That's it... Let me be up front. You're crazy, Sponge, and Pyro is broken or something because he can't fly.
Pyro: I COULD FLY NOW WITHOUT OMO-SNEEZIER IF YOU WEREN'T SO HEAVY!
Danny: *BALEETED* YOU! I'M THIN, SPONGE IS PROBABY WHAT'S WEIGHING YOU DOWN!
Pyro: Hmm... *Picks Sponge up with one hand and throws him into the air, and he slowly floats down* HE'S MADE OF HOLES!
Danny: SHUT UP! I see some robots over there! POWER ATTACK! *Puts Sponge and Pyro into his mouth and spits them out over and over, killing the robots*
Sponge: Neat. Now let us out?
Danny: *Shifty eyes* *Slowly starts chewing*
Pyro: WHAT THE CRAP, DANNY?
Danny: HEY! You're the one who's making me do this for a "fat joke"! I mean, it's just not nice!
Pyro: No, that's SZM who's writing it. I'm just a fictional character.
Wall 1: |
Wall 2: |
Wall 3: |
Wall 4:
Sponge: Together we are... CAPTAIN PLANET! AND THUS THE POWERPUFF GIRLS WERE BORN! USING THEIR AWESOME SUPERPOWERS, BLOSSOM, BUTTERCUP, AND TIMMY IS AN AVERAGE KID! THAT NO ONE UNDERSTANDS! MOM AND DAD AND VICKY ALWAYS LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA IN DEXTER'S LAAAAB!
Pyro: Uhh...
Sponge: I got bored when watching Captain Planet and started playing with the remote...
Sponge: Spongic Heroes, dum de dum dum... What? It's a catchy song!
Pyro: *mouth full of pie* WE AWW DANCHED IN PHIRE! LA LA LA LA LA!
Danny: *smacks Pyro in back of head*
Pyro: Hey! You made me spit out my pie! And some blood! *cries*
Sponge: MY FEET DON'T TOUCH THE GROUND AND I'M A HERO HORRAY-
Danny: *throws Pyro at Sponge* Quiet!
Pyro: Weeee I'm flying- ow I'm stuck in a pore.
Sponge: I'LL PORE YOU! *eats Danny*
Danny: GRAHG *bleep* *bleep* *bleepier* *bleepiest*
Sponge: Now that's what I call a BAD EGG!
Pyro: Hahahahaha!
Sponge: Hahahahaha!
Pyro: Hahahahaha!
Sponge: Hahahahaha... When you laugh while stuck in me, it makes my brain dislocate a pie a ah ah ah ah ha ah ah ha PACMAN IS NAKED AND SO SHOULD YOU
Pyro: He-... He's right! Pac-Man IS naked and so should I! *takes off saddle* BE FREE!
Danny: *breaks out of egg* Hey, let's keep this rated PG!
Pyro: You're always naked. And cussing.
Danny: So are you!
Pyro: No, I'm still wearing shoes. NUDIST!
Danny: I'LL NUDIST YOU!
Pyro: NOT MY SHOES!
Sponge: I'LL SHOW YOU TO DRINK MY HITMONLEE! *starts punching Danny*
SZM's Comics
"FINE! LEAVE! LUIGI DIDN'T WANT ANY COMPANY ANYWAY!"
-Ebal Luigi Trophy
"What are you doing to Plumber-boy? Only my dad and I are allowed to hurt him because we're so much greater than a stupid ape and I'm so awesome!!"
-Ludwig von Koopa
"Oh, come on! Hardly any of the issues were solved, half the guest stars were burned in one poorly edited giant fireball, "Now let's go save the Princess" is hardly a line to end on, and whatever happened to that Meegi fella with the poorly recolored suit? I mean, seriously, who writes this crap? Oh wait, that's me. Heheh. Umm... YOU SAW NOTHING!"
-Pyro
"I demand you save me or I'll nacho you to death."
-Pyro
"OMG WTC?????//?/ OH NOES!111!1!shift+1oneeleven 1 w4nt 2 no how it ends?"
-Pyro
Topmonhit Story
Pokemon Realgar
"And so, they returned to the restaurant and the Gulpin started working for the Gabite. In return, they got food, shelter, and novelty items. All 3 of which they ate."
-Wally Plotch
Topmonhit's Comics
Paper Luigi: Pickle Star Dream
"Stupid cherry soda..."
-Bowser
Tihnompot: Witchy Fury
"Look! Physics!"
-Oshy
"...I forgot my line."
-Pyro
"NONONONONONONONO! I WANT MY RIGHTS READ TO ME! I WANT MY ONE PHONE CALL! I WANT MY MOMMY!"
-Top
Other
"So this is what it feels like to have a neck..."
-Chibi
Wiki
"I GIVE UP FOR NOW FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON, S_Y! IS TOO LAZY TO FINISH THIS PROBABLY!"
-Super_Yoshi!
Yahoo Messenger
"Man, my Pokemon boxes in Ruby are full of Skittys and Zigzagoons.
Or whatever they're called.
Because they're sexually active at the daycare center.
The old guy keeps saying "I FOUND AN EGG HERE HAVE IT" and throws it at me.
And then I forget to take them out, so when I come back there he says "LOOK I FOUND ANOTHER EGG HERE" and throws it at my bike.
Oh look, the old guy came out and said "THE EGG APPEARED SOMEHOW BECAUSE WE DON'T KNOW HOW EGGS CAN COME OUT OF POKEMON"."
-ChibiKirbyNess
"WHY DO I NEED MUSHROOMS IN MY SPAGEAEEASDAAHTTITITI"
-Fonut
"And the yellow bob-omb thing ish kawaii."
-Power Box
"4Kids needs to die."
-Power Box
"gtg, time eat!"
-Sneezier
"HI I'M DAISY!"
-Subsourian
"I KNEW IT! HOPE WAS THE ANSWER TO THE BIGGEST STORY ARC WE HAVE EVER MADE, IT'S THE ANSWER TO EVERYTHING!"
-Subsourian
"Ash: TREEKO! BELIEVE IN YOURSELF!
Treeko: TREEEEEEKOOOO *Is all dusty and stuff*
Ash: YOU CAN DO IT
Treeko: TREEKO *Uses I AM IRON TAIL DANADANADADA DA DA DA*
Opponent: OMG USE THE FORCE PIDGEY
Pidgey: Moo. *Uses hyper beam*
Treeko: *Runs at it with little speed lines replacing the background and then uses iron tail on the hyper beam and it goes back and forth pushingly*
Opponent: PIDGEY U CAN DO IT
Ash: TREEKO, USE THUNDERSURF
Treeko: *Does the Chansey Dance* *Pidgey blows up*
Ash: YOU DID IT TREEKO
Treeko: TREEKO! *Jumps into Ash's arms*"
-SZM
"I think I broke Max.
Sorry guys.
I'll buy you a new one later.
I think an improved model is coming out soon."
-SZM
"Okay, fine.
I pwned you by implying unkind things about you.
And you suck.
Pride pride pride.
=D"
-SZM
"EATING MEAT IS DESTROYING THE EARRT
- EARTH
DARN ANIMALS
QUIT NATURALLY EATING OTHER ONES
I'MA KILL YOU ALL AND NOT EAT YOU BECAUSE THAT'S DISGUSTING
THAT'LL SAVE THE EARTH
LOL"
-SZM
"Regigigas is funny. I like the cut of its jib.
Regirock: HI GRAMPA
Regirock: YOU ROTTEN OLD MAN! D:
Registeel: WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SON?
Registeel: DID YOU FORGET TO TAKE YOUR MEDICINE AGAIN?
Registeel: OW QUIT WHACKING ME WITH YOUR CANE
Regice: DAD! TAKE YOUR MEDICINE!
Regigigas: LOUSY KIDS! GET OFF MY LAWN!
Regigigas: They never call..."
-SZM
and then there was that time chibi said “Online relationships sure are not pathetic, Wary” and it shocked me because most of the time chibi is yelling at everyone for being dumb
-SZM
Eating family as a supper is dumb and outdated and wait why did I say eating family as a supper?
-Top
"And I may be having an outburst rant but YOU KNEW THIS WAS COMING EVENTUAL--what."
-Wary
PMF: nananananana
Sneezier: Batman!
SZM: Is Anthamor gonna be in the novel
PMF: depends if I remember him
Top: Who?
PMF: :o
PMF: or it depends on if you want dimenta or what'shername to be in
PMF: if not, then I'll stop getting hung up over that
Top: ...whoa re you talking tooo.
SZM: hung up over it?
PMF: SZM
SZM: you want to put her in or not
Top: SZM is here?
PMF: no
PMF: yes
Top: What.
Top: ARGLEBLAH
SZM: Top is here?
Pennywise The Dancing Clown(YOSHI.): WHO WAS BORN IN A HOUSE FULL OF PAIN?
Pennywise The Dancing Clown: WHO WAS FITTED WITH COLLAR AND CHAIN?
MackDaddyYoshi: WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA
Paper: SNEEZIER!
Paper: THE CRIMINAL IS FIRING MISSILES AT THE FLEET
Paper: THE MEN ARE DYING LIKE ANIMALS
Sneezier has left the conference.
Paper: AND THE
Paper: oh you suck
Paper: >(
Danny: MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN!
Top: I've also got a new great idea for an extra scene in the first act of Story 17. Still trying to figure out how Amphy and Christojames prevents Sub from throwing them in prison, though.
Top: I mean, besides the fact THEY'RE UNDER INVASION
Paper: Um... "WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE A MAGIC TRICK?"
Top: ;o
Top: Sub probably wouldn't. He does magic all the times.
Paper: "here's real magic, you sissies *nosferatu*"
Top: :O
Paper: "you suck, man"
Power Box: At last, it'll happen. Sure I have to wait another year, but its gonna happen...
Power Box: JAPAN!
Paper: hat?
B.K.: what
Power Box: >I
Cheese kuns are well.......made of cheese blobs
-Sneezier
Wary: right
Wary: so I think my favorite part of my two-version thing is a toss-up between reader appreciation for my improvements, and a couple of random tidbits I was trying to hang onto
Wary: such as "I guess anemones can live on land too"
Wary: or "Its face was just too big"
Danny has left the conference.
Wary: danny must have got offended cause he thought it was a fat joke
Dr. Pikachu: snap
Top: Dr. Snap!
Top: wait hwat
Dr. Pikachu: hu-whaaaaaaaaaaat
Yoki Yoki
"LOST! I'M LOST! LOST LOST LOST! *suddenly his head spins out* UPGRADING! UPGRADE! IT'S UPGRADE TIME! UPGRADE LOST! MUST RETRIEVE UPGRADE! YOUR REQUEST IS BEING PROCESSED! PROCESSION FAILED! LOADING ERROR! YOU LOST EVERYTHING! WARNING! LOADING! SAVING! THERE IS ALREADY A SAVE FILE! IS IT OK TO OVERWRITE IT? SAVING... PRESS 1 TO CONTINUE! I SAID 1! 1! 1! NOT 2! 3! 4, I DECLARE A THUMB WAR! STILL LOADING! DOWNLOADING SOFTWARE! SOFTWARE CORRUPT! UPLOADING ICONS! ICONS FOUND! *suddenly E's voice starts getting higher pitched and glitchier* GARBLEDINA! GARBLEDINAAAAAA! 01010101010101010101! I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MIGHT MEAN! 010010101010101... 3! PRESS ANY KEY TO... It is now safe to start up your computer."
-E=Mc▓'k?
Yoshi Bodyguards, The
"ERROR DOES NOT COMPUTE 12345u32845d89sugt043jqiopt4"
-Bob's Platinum Shroom
"*is playing TP on the Wii* GAH! I WANT A SHIELD ATTACK, NOT A SPIN ATTACK! *crushes the nunchuck in his hand*"
-Bowser (MDY)
"OH NOES! Wait, everyone says that too much... OH NOESY!!"
-Chibi
"Ayup. KEEP KEEPING THE CONTROLS...GOOD! *Drvies* Wheeee..."
-Chibi
"Psh, my hat is better than yours, and it means that my house is better."
-Chibi
"Do do do, my house is cool and so is my hat..."
-Chibi
"I CONTROL YOUR LIFE!"
-ChibiKirbyness
"*is eating himself* ...what?"
-Donut 4 (Topmonhit)
"*Is bored* ... *Slams his face into hot soup, and screams*"
-Dr. Mario (ChibiKirbyNess)
"OMG *is cute*"
-Koop
"I just came here with my mutant yoshi to play with the pie."
-Ludwig (AntiRocketCloudy)
"*eats a flower pot* SMOOTHIES!!!!!"
-Mack
"Ask not for whom the bell tolls. It tolls f- CINNAMON BUN!!!"
-Mack
"FARFIGNEWTON! *whips out my lightsaber and slices the dictionary in half*"
-Mack
"ITS WAFFLE TIME!!!"
-Mack
"MOLD!"
-Mack
"BLAHAHAHARGHAGHACACKLECACKLELAUGHLAUGHBUHHUHHUHHUHGAACKACKACKEEYAHAHA!1!!1!@1!!!1@!@1212!@!@!@12oneoneeleventyshiftthepowerofonetotwotwoexlamatingofapoint!"
-Metal Crazy Hand
"Stupid YB... blowing up the meteor... oh well... at least I, Metal Top, once again, beyond all odds, have survi- *is hit with a meteor and destroyed*"
-Metal Top's Brain
"Why make a Danny clone? Why not a Mewtwo clone? They are stupid."
-Oshy
"Mt. Moon is gonna blow up because Danny said XD or something."
-Pyro
"But I ate it FOR him! If I had put it on my brain actually, it would make me crazy go nuts and say "You drank my naked Hitmonlee"."
-Pyro
"ONG THAT SHADOW ZUBAT IS USING SHADOW RUSH! *Gets hit* Ow... IT'S NOT VERY SUPPER EFFECTIVE! Go, HYPER SURF! *Throws a pie at the Shadow Zubat*"
-Pyro
"But I bought this on the way back. *Grunts, and picks up a book that is about twice as large as he is that says "The complete guide to Dungeons and Dragons" on the cover* And now to never reference this again."
-Pyro
"TAILS! You fell into a bucket of blue ink!"
-Pyro
"Okay, initiate blast-off sequence! 10! 9! 8! 7! 8! 9! 10! Ready or not, here I come! *Smashes all the buttons at once*"
-Pyro
"I am Mexious Snifin but call me Sneezier.I am part of the House of Snifin.I am born in the future 700 years.My future past is not pretty.A war broke out & my parents are killed.I came to this time period trying to escape my but it still haunts me."
-Sneezier
"Good thing the HQ we used is fake,the real one is above Earth."
-Sneezier
"I turn 8-bit into 700-bit."
-Sneezier
"*Summon thousands of Mecha Yoshis*"
-Sneezier
"Also all the Doshis are really bussiusmen."
-Sneezier
"*Sigh* I want to make the Peach Bodygaurds."
-Sneezier
"Bob,I need to follow me to the lab,ok?"
-Sneezier
"*Puts away the abilities**Eats the flame* Mmmmm, spicy!*Becomes fire Kirby**Throws away ability* *Gets out Star Gunsword* This time, I'll finish this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Angsty*"
-Sneezier
"I’m made of poisonous sugar ohh noes."
-Sneezier Cake
"STUPID HIPPIES WITH YOUR ROCK MUSIC AND YOUR FANCY CHOPSTICKS!!!
GO BACK TO ANTARCTICA!!!"
-Tsunami
"Terry: I just reported you all to a moderator
Inspector Gadd-get: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLLOL OMG ITZ SO F|_||\\|Y!!!1111one+shift=!!!!tomjones!!! Die, plz.
Ludwig: PROOF!!!!!!! PROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF!!!! PROOF RIGHT THERE THAT YOU ARE GREENSHADOW WHO IS GREENSTACHE!!!!!"
"MDY:
Topmonhit: Coming soon to theaters: Attack of the enter button!
YOSHI.: Nooo!!! Too scary for me!! I wan't my mommy!!!"
PB: Subsourian?! I thought he was on our side!
Ludwig: Are you mad?!!? HE'S EVIL!!! EEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIILLLLLL!
PB: You got a point. That was definitly betrayal!
Ludwig: TTTTTHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEYYYYYY WWWEEEEEEEREEEE NNNNNEEEEVVVVEER OOONNN YYYOOOUUURRR SSSIIIDDDEE!! WWWWWHHHYYY AAAMMMM IIII TTYPPPINGGG LLLIIKEEEE TTTHHHHIIISSSS?!?!!?
PB: Um... no idea.
Youtube
"One and eight are basically the same number."
-SZM (Cthulhuigi)
"I'm gonna post a video of myself on Youtube ripping the Super Mario advance cartridge because it's a BUTT they shouldn't have ruined Sonic I mean Mario like that Sonic is not a furry or wait or something. I-I was busy shipping Sonic and Amy and Rouge and then they added some DUMB princess and that was a human and that's SICK and I'm not into human/furry relationships at all and I only sometimes wish that all the characters from the Sonic series would come into real life and make me their lover but anyway enough of that we're playing Super Mario Advance."
-SZM (Cthulhuigi)
"If I wanted a dull experience I'd go play a Zelda game."
-SZM (Cthulhuigi)
Yoshi Bodyguards: Original Generation (Anime), The
"Ahh the beach, the sun basking our hides and look at the fanservice, WOW!!"
-Coshi in Episode 69: Delfino Sands.
"Hey Apricot, did the artist made you look more curvy or am I still wearing fanservice goggles?"
-Sneezier in Episode 55: Wrath of Rexor
Other
"OH NO! YOU WERE TOO YOUNG TO SIGN OUT!"
-ChibiKirbyNess
"I want a sandwich."
-ChibiKirbyNess
"MR. GAME AND WATCH IS HOT!"
-ChibiKirbyNess
"Why, it’s just like a game of chess, except you’re the only player and the goal is to eradicate all the pieces."
-Count Bleah
"Happy birthday, now you're one year closer to your DEMISE."
-MDY
"Global warming is blasphemy. God is really scooping up the polar ice caps and eating them with a spoon. If you look closely you can see fudge and peanut butter cups in the glaciers."
-MDY
"Hello, I'm Nutter Butter. You may think I'm just a head and I need a stomach, but I really do have a body, I'm just swimming in peanut butter. The game I'm originally from is peanut butter."
-Monty Mole (from SZM's Dreams)
"Ahhhh,It feels to be here"
-Sneezier
"You being eaten to death and I mocking you trash from my office"
-Darzabi (Return of the COUE, Chapter 4-4: Dyson's High Stakes Rough Draft)
"Your right, that was in Sneezierian. I left out the part about everyone being turned into Yoshi Gundams and a guy with one eye and a generals hat coming out and going "ARGLE BARGLE!"."
-Subsourian
"What's that? I wasn't paying attention, I was trying to eat my hands."
-Swal
"Shuddup. I have a life. I just CHOOSE not to use it."
-SZM
"(Pyro) was a baby and cried when Sneezier invented a supermachine that was the size of a small planet and could blow up the universe in five seconds."
-SZM
"I doubt Sneezier's actually doing anything with Eggman but parading him around going "lawl im in a evil grup and controled by Sneezier teh grate", but I'm too nice to kick him until he gives me him."
-SZM
"I SMELL A LITTLE TEAPOT SHORT AND STOUT, HERE IS MY HANDLE, HERE IS A PIE! WHEN I GET ALL STEAMED UP, HEAR ME SHOUT "TAKE ME OFF THE FREAKIN' STOVE YOU RETARD"!"
-SZM
"hemro, Jesus is very important but only because i can use him to manipulate people to give me coins! I think as respectable persons we will have to agree to disagres."
-SZM (as Wario)
"What? There's going to be a Snake in SSBB? IS IT ARBOK!?"
-Topmonhit
"It's either that or "The Tower with Bellsprouts. Hey, why does Gloom evovlve into Bellossom? Why not Weepinbel? I mean, Weepinbel is in the evolution chain with the Bells. BELLossom, BELLsprout, WeepinBEL, VictreeBEL, it would just make more sense! Oh well."."
-Topmonhit
"And there should be a Pie Pokemon. It would be the Delicous type."
-Topmonhit
"Your YOSHI. evolved into YOSHI,!"
-Topmonhit
"And you're on a plane. Full of snakes. And a few lizards. And there's a gecko. And a gremlin. And a few aliens. And 1000 Goombas. And at least 3 of the Goombas plan to crash the plane into the Hubble Telescope."
-Topmonhit
"But srsly are there Kricketunes at night that go SIIIIIIILENT NIIIIIIIIGHT, LALALALALALALALALA, JINGLE BELLS, TACO SHELLS, THE CANDYMAN'S SWELL, JUST ONE LOOK AND YOU CAN TELL, THIS NICE MAN WEARS A TOUPET, I HOPE YOU DON'T MIND WHAT I SAY, BUT I THINK YOU SHOULD WEAR A BERET, HEY!"
-Topmonhit
"This is the god of all Pokemon that made everything even though it's dumb and Mew is still the ancestor of all Pokemon anyway, and yet you can contain it inside a tiny ball and make it do what you want yet you aren't allowed to shape the world to your liking and take it over because there's no option for that because apparently a Pokemon's memory cells aren't advanced enough to remember more than four moves when just a few seconds ago it used to be able to use Hyper Beam but now instead it knows Crabhammer!"
-Topmonhit, on the canonability of the Pokemon games compared to the anime
"YARR, FANCYPANTS!"
-Pirate 1 (PMF)
