A Watered-Down Plan
From Yb Timeline
"…just tuning up, Kupo."
-Mogmire, Topmonhit Story (Story 3: Four Short Anecdotes That All Have Something In Common By Topmonhit; Part 3-2: A Whirlpool to Match Charybdis!)
A Watered-Down Plan is a song sung by Bloo and Mogmire in 4 Anecdotes That All Have Something In Common By Topmonhit, specifically in Anecdote 1: The Big, Blue, Boo Bomb & the Big, Blue Blob. Bloo plays the Theremin and Mogmire plays the Mooglehorn as they sing about their plans.
Lyrics
Totter: Let me guess, they’re evil?
Mogmire: I’m not that bad, I’m just greedy, kupo.
Bloo: And I’m just after… THE ULTIMATE POWER OF WATER!
Sally: And how do you propose to get that? By kidnapping ships?
Bloo: Not exactly… *suddenly everything goes dark, then 2 spotlights appear on Bloo and Mogmire, Mogmire with a Mooglehorn (a trumpet with a pompom on it, so says SZM), and Bloo with a Theremin*
Mogmire: *plays 3 notes like Pikachu in Hey You! Pikachu* …just tuning up, Kupo.
Dr. P: Are you 2 going to sing?
Bloo: Quiet! *starts playing the Theremin, making a creepy-sounding music*
Top: I’M SCARED!
Bloo: I said be quiet! *Bloo and Mogmire are both playing a tune now*
♫Bloo: You know who we are!
Mogmire: Mogmire.
Bloo: And Bloo!
You also know that I once worked for King Boo!
But that was only to get what I crave!
Mogmire: And to meet that end, we’re down in this cave.♫
Bloo: You see…
♫Long, long, ago, lived the one named Ploosientle!
He had total power over water, and was not gentle!
He could have flooded the entire world,
But as his plan slowly unfurled,
He was imprisoned away inside a cave,
That’s right—his prison’s in here, knave!♫
Oshy: Hey! Don’t call us knaves!
Mogmire: Quiet, kupo.
♫Bloo: Now you see, when imprisoned, he,
Eventually died and was dead as could be,
But his power remains to this very day,
Awaiting for someone to take it away!
So yes, my plan, is that power to gain!
No matter what the cost or pain!
Mogmire: And money can be made from it.
They’ll be waterlogged or they’ll submit!
Bloo: Exactly, right, but you see,
I need 2 things to make it a reality!
All your ships and you as well,
You’re all a sacrifice, ain’t it swell?♫
Blizzard: NO!
Chibi: THAT’S HORRIBLE! And you’re ugly too!
♫Bloo: Words hurt, but this will hurt much more,
I worked for King Boo to get EXPLOSIONS GALORE!♫
*suddenly a rock hologram disappears revealing a blue bombsphere*
Sally: It can’t be! He has a bombsphere!
Pyro: Can I blow a fireball at it and blow it up? *tries to do this, but it hits the force field*
Topper: This won’t end well…
♫Bloo: Not for you, but for me it’s great!
With this, I’ll blow up the prison gate!
Ultimate water power, here I come,
And then--♫ *suddenly a blue orb falls onto his head, ending the song*
