Chibi
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| - | + | Chibi joined the Yoshi Bodyguards for a few reasons: free food, free shelter. Her parents had kicked her out of the house recently, and as a result had nowhere else to go but to an organization that would give her free housing. She found the YBs through an ad in a newspaper, which promised her free utilities if she surrendered her undying loyalty to Mario's prized Yoshi. She took eagerly, thinking all she would have to do was kick some Shy Guys around. It was not until Chibi arrived that she realized that the headquarters was filled with a bunch of selfish lunatics with ludicrous armies and ideals. She realizes that most of the Yoshi Bodyguards detest her, but at the same time knows it is because she hates them right back. | |
| - | + | Her time at the Yoshi Bodyguards had not been a smooth one. In fact, the only reason she stuck around for quite some time was that the leaders had found no reason to terminate her. They did not always keep tabs on every member, and Chibi was one of the few who escaped through the cracks without being penalized. She chalked it up to being one of the only females in the workplace: if they fired her, what would that say about the organization? She was finally fired after blowing off Sneen's death as if it was nothing. She took her termination with grace, although she was disappointed that they took her final paycheck away. | |
===Best RP Evar!=== | ===Best RP Evar!=== | ||
Revision as of 22:14, 30 May 2012
"I am so cool, and so is my hat." - Chibi
Chibi is a little jerk who has nothing to do but make fun of everyone who she believes is inferior to her. Which, in that case, happens to be everyone except Doopliss. She does in fact have a crush on Doopliss, but I don't know if it's unrequited or not. Ask Toppo.
[THIS ARTICLE IS GOING UNDER STUFF. ... MEANING I'M WORKING AT IT SLOWLY.--ChibiKirbyNess 23:26, 17 January 2009 (PST)]
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Chibi in General
Personality
For the most part, her personality is agreed to be one thing: Jerkish. But why is she a jerk, exactly? For one thing, it gives attention to herself. Yes, Chibi does enjoy attention for her actions. She mostly does these things within her own amusement as well, and does enjoy the torment of others. When she was younger, she did used to be nice; however, those years of niceness did absolutely nothing for her. She realized that if she was to get anywhere with anyone, she'd have to behave irrationally. So far, it's worked. She also tends to never think anything through; she relies on her own sudden ambition to get to where she wants at the time. Usually, that means she makes poor decisions.
Relationships
Another point to make about Chibi is that she, in general, doesn't care to keep up with relationships; the only one that really matters to her is her relationship (or lack of) with Doopliss. Why Doopliss? Probably because he does things of torment to others as well, and is able to do so without as much as having a child-like outlook on it. She most likely notices that he thinks of her as a pest, but she is sure that she can do something that can change his mind. Even if that means manipulation.
As for the other people she is forced to come into contact with, she usually doesn't pay them much attention.
Her Past
What her exact past is is unknown, since I have yet to think of one. Get back to me on it later.
Roleplays
Yoshi Bodyguards
Chibi joined the Yoshi Bodyguards for a few reasons: free food, free shelter. Her parents had kicked her out of the house recently, and as a result had nowhere else to go but to an organization that would give her free housing. She found the YBs through an ad in a newspaper, which promised her free utilities if she surrendered her undying loyalty to Mario's prized Yoshi. She took eagerly, thinking all she would have to do was kick some Shy Guys around. It was not until Chibi arrived that she realized that the headquarters was filled with a bunch of selfish lunatics with ludicrous armies and ideals. She realizes that most of the Yoshi Bodyguards detest her, but at the same time knows it is because she hates them right back.
Her time at the Yoshi Bodyguards had not been a smooth one. In fact, the only reason she stuck around for quite some time was that the leaders had found no reason to terminate her. They did not always keep tabs on every member, and Chibi was one of the few who escaped through the cracks without being penalized. She chalked it up to being one of the only females in the workplace: if they fired her, what would that say about the organization? She was finally fired after blowing off Sneen's death as if it was nothing. She took her termination with grace, although she was disappointed that they took her final paycheck away.
Best RP Evar!
Since I want everything to flow nicely, I'll just say that this is post-YB Chibi. At this point, she basically detests everyone but Doopliss, who she constantly hangs around. Even though she kind of has her own place, lack of money got her evicted, so she went to live with the British Goomba in his home. Naturally, he detested this as well, but she keeps coming in despite his constant yellings of "Get out, you dreaded white menace!". For the most part, she hangs around Doopliss, even though he most likely doesn't like it that much.
After this is all over, the British Goomba finally got sick of her and got her another place in Dreamland, and told her that he'd keep paying for it. She gladly took this, despite the fact that the British Goomba was hoping she'd refuse and stay at his house. Sadly, these new monthly payments just add more to his growing electricity bill.
Other RPs
They're probably not canon.
Relationships
I'll do this later, but all it pretty much is is "CHIBI DOESN'T LIKE THIS PERSON FOR THIS REASON".
Fun Facts
- Chibi hates everyone except for Doopliss
- Chibi was most likely fired from the YBs because she's such an asshat
- Chibi has a sweet hat that she keeps because she has a biiiiig crush on Doopliss
- Chibi has memoirs that detail her time in the Yoshi Bodyguards that never became a best seller because she got lazy
- In Sub's RP, Chibi was transformed into a human and goes on a hunt for cash along with Jade, Frederik, and Ansel. I should do something about the whole "CHIBI WAS A HUMAN SOMEHOW" thing...
- As of May 2012, Chibi still loves Doopliss. She thinks he's dead, but in reality, WE KNOW HE ISN'T.
- The only good thing Chibi has done for humanity is get the Yoshi Bodyguards Anime cancelled. That did not stop her from getting fired, however.
