Facts About Richie

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Richie allows to live.

Richie can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya"

Richie is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Richie.

Richie does not sleep. He waits.

Richie doesn't give Christmas presents. If you live to see Christmas, that is your Christmas present.

Richie once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.

If a tree falls in the middle of a forest and no one is anywhere around, rest assured that Richie heard it.

Richie isn't a 20 year old virgin. The rest of the world are Richie virgins.