Deviant Society
From Richiepedia
Deviant Society is a UEA society for alternative music.
We like anything from metal, goth, punk, rock, industrial, emo, etc, but we are mainly full of dirty, long haired metallers or goths.
Members of Deviant Society are characterised by being chronically single, lacking in social skills, and more often than not, addicted to alcohol.
Deviant events include drinking alcohol, bad dancing, and making a twat out of yourself. Sometimes we even run club nights, and give members a chance to DJ. We always try and make sure the night sounds disjointed, with anti social music that can't be danced too, and none of our members actually want to hear. We also put on live music, with the bands being chosen to satisfy the committee's own desires and egos.
The Committee
President: Paulout Boy
Paulface doesn't shower, and listens to grunge. He says he's in a stoner band, but they're actually a death metal band.
Secretary: Richie
Richie is awesome, and has great hair. However, he drinks far too much, partakes in Anti-Social Behavior, and usually ends up nearly getting into fights. His role in Deviant Society is mainly to abuse his powers and the Deviant finances to further his own ambitions. He has shaped the direction of the Society over the year with the intention of luring unsuspecting females into his trap.
Treasurer: Kit England
With a porn/rock star's name, Kit is currently pursuing both careers with great success. With life looking so good, his friends take even greater pleasure in telling him he's still ugly and blind.
Events Co-Ordinator/Recruitment Officer: Rachel Extolment
Rachel is a smelly hippy, and as such, we plan all Deviant events to happen when she's at work, or in circumstances that contravene her beliefs. We're all a bunch of cunts really.
Other Notable Members
Edmund
Ugh.
Stripy
Former president, he used to be normal. However, quitting uni and a prolonged period of unemployment led him radicalising and now sports a beard that puts him somewhere between Gerry Adams and Abu Hamza on the terror scale.
Rossykins
Ross is famous for being an arsehole.
Rory
Rory is the worst smelling member of Deviant Society. Quite an achievement!
