Snake on a Plane

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Snake on a Plane is a movie directed by the esteemed Mr McG and is not to be confused with Snakes on a Plane, which was blatently ripped off this movie. While in production the movie went under the working title of 'Trouser Snake on a Plane' and is based on the long snakelike member of sex pixie Rob Paterson and his adventures on the Plane of Love. While originally touted as an action/horror movie it ended up being a raunchy porn flick, and had cameos from all members of The Count And His Men and created a solid gay fanbase for the band.

"I am having motherfuckin' sex on this motherfuckin' plane!"
- Rob Paterson, before stripping naked and caressing the nearest passengers, all of whom happen to be female.
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