Light On Your Feet

From Pirate Bitch

"Light on your feet" was a phrase used by film director Garald S Kirk to first describe his hairdresser, then to review a Scissor Sisters concert. When his friends enquired upon its unclear meaning, he mumbled "They like the cock."

Since then, members of The Count And His Men, the band Garald manages and manicures, have declared they are "Light on their feet!". Rob Paterson, Leonardo Mace and Nathan Page all commented "Well, if it's down to lovin' a bit of cock, we're in!" Count Nicholaus Watson took a defensive stand; "Get off my knee!" he moaned, "I'm a rugby player, I can't have this!"