The Chiselled Jaw of Fate

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The album The Chiselled Jaw of Fate was released by The Count And His Men, with a picture of drummer Count Nicholaus Watson's pristine jaw line as the album cover.

The Album Cover that sunk a thousand ships


Tracklisting

1. We Don't Need an Intro You Tart... Oh Wait

2. Cubist Bitch

3. The Woe of Bertie (Nathan Lost the 'Product')

4. Life vs Ogame

5. Magic Hands (An Ode to a Well Crafted Swan)

6. Pay As You Go

7. Too Sexy To Die (reworked, now even sexier)

8. Smash That Sanchez (Disarm/Welcome Home Mishmash)

9. Tramp Coat Blues

10. Confessions of Dave's Sleeping Bag I: Arise the Pervy Perpetuator

11. Confessions of Dave's Sleeping Bag II: Hark! Where did it go?

12. The Life of Garald S Kirk


The album got to Number One, fookin' brilliant babe!


Trivia

  • During numerous interviews prior to it's release, Robert Paterson and Leonardo Mace described the album, they stated 'if you mixed Billy Corgan, Claudio Sanchez, Ian Pay, Mr Crozier, Gary Numan, Robert Smith, Matt Bellamy, sugar, spice and all things really nice in a pot and boiled it for about 20 mins and gave it a stir, you wouldn't need our album... but it's alright cause nobody can do that'.
  • Nathan Page's penis appears on all fourteen pages of the 7" CD insert, yet noone noticed.
  • A thirteenth hidden track is found 12 silent minutes after the end of the final track. It consists of male and female moanings for 44 seconds. An inside source said "Shit, Garald, we recorded that?!". Band manager Garald S Kirk commented "Shut up, Alice!"
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