Cubist Bitch

From Pirate Bitch

The second single from The Count And His Men's debut album The Chiselled Jaw of Fate, written about drummer Count Nicholaus Watson's dangerous addiction. "You think heroin is bad," lamented Garald S Kirk, band manager and stripper, "You see the effect of Ogame."

The music video consists of 144 different death scenes involving Watson, although Leonardo Mace insisted "We aren't cruel, he is a tart!"

Rob Paterson stated how on the album, the track Life vs Ogame is about Nicholaus confronting his addiction and overcoming it. Asked why the track attacking him was released as the single, he said "Oh-oh-oh I want you babe".

Lyrics

Woah, woah, The Count's a cubist bitch,

Coming at you sharp as a mothlickin' snitch,

Don't get in the way he'll put you in a ditch,

With his tree trunk arms, yeah, witch!

(Chant) Cubist... Woah... Cubist Bitch

Coming at you like a barrel of acid rain,

Listen up that bitch brings you pain!

Take no heed when he cries 'fleet save!',

It's just a ruse, run, be brave!

Cubist Bitch,

With the starship glazed eyes,

Cubist Bitch,

With his dirty dirty lies.

CUBIST BITCH (screamed)