Life vs Ogame
From Pirate Bitch
A track from The Count And His Men's sexual album The Chiselled Jaw of Fate, it tells of an argument between the band and Count Nicholaus Watson over his addiction problems. The song has a backing chant of CUBIST BITCH throughout, until the last verse, where the chant changes to CUBIST BITCH - WE LOVE YOU - CUBIST BITCH - WE LOVE YOU along with soaring violins. "This represents Nicky's redemption in our eyes," sniffed Leonardo Mace. "He decided Ogame was not as important as us, and thus we gained his square testicles back," giggled Nathan Page.
Lyrics
CUBIST BITCH...
You want your motherfeckin' planet?
And your precious ore?
What about us!
Think of us you whore!
CUBIST BITCH...
You want to play
With Vince and Brad
They don't love you like we do
You've been had
CUBIST BITCH...
You want your deuterium?
You want your gold?
We say no!
We won't stop our hold!
CUBIST BITCH...
Don't do it
No, be tough!
Think of us,
It's us you love!
CUBIST BITCH...
No! No! Stop it
You hate yourself
No cares
No wealth
NO LOVE!
CUBIST BITCH!
Come back to us
We're not so bad
WE LOVE YOU...
Come back to us
We want you like mad
CUBIST BITCH...
WE FUCKING LOVE YOU!