Mr McG

From Pirate Bitch

Ian McG is a legend and one time teacher at Chatham Grammar School for Gays, Lesbians, Bisexuals and Transgenders.

His directorial debut came as Titanic, which was a bit of a flop at the box office, but that was alright as it only had a $200m budget.

He will soon star himself in sequel Titanic II: Apocolypse.

He also directed Snake on a Plane, based on a conversation he once had as a teacher where he demanded "i ain't havin' no motherfuckin' Garald S Kirk in my motherfuckin' class!"

He succeeeded Rob Paterson as Prime Minister of Britannia in 1999.