Count Nicholaus Watson
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Count Nicholaus Watson is a man who has been described as "rather angular". His head resembles a perfect cube. | Count Nicholaus Watson is a man who has been described as "rather angular". His head resembles a perfect cube. | ||
| - | He hosted the popular Channel 4 show "[[Nick Wats-On-Tv?]]", where he gave a summary of the weeks television to come. He | + | He hosted the popular Channel 4 show "[[Nick Wats-On-Tv?]]", where he gave a summary of the weeks television to come. He had numerous exclusive interviews with porn star and funnyman [[Jamie Tuffield]]. He also starred in [[You're Nicked!]] alongside [[Nathan Page]]. |
| - | He also reduced infamous fatty [[Nathan Page]] into angered outbursts every few minutes as part of a [[Garald S Kirk]] | + | He also reduced the very same infamous fatty [[Nathan Page]] into angered outbursts every few minutes as part of a [[Garald S Kirk]] documentary ''Angry Because He's Fat, or Fat Because He's Angry?''. However, Nicholaus had a bust-up with Kirk, after Kirk refused to remove footage of Nicholaus in the shower from the final cut. The Count then refused to mention the documentary on his show, and alleged Garald S Kirk "Is a special special boy!". |
| - | Garald got his revenge in his 2005 docu-drama "Where Did All The Ducks Go?", where Count Nicholaus was disgraced as having been a member of the [[Bang Bang Duck Society]]. He admitted to enticing a duck with a dynamite sandwich. His contract with Channel 4 was cancelled and his role overtaken by [[Salestyn David]]. The show was renamed "Sexy Sally Says..." and was an instant success with gay men | + | Garald got his revenge in his 2005 docu-drama "Where Did All The Ducks Go?", where Count Nicholaus was disgraced as having been a member of the [[Bang Bang Duck Society]]. He admitted to enticing a duck with a dynamite sandwich. His contract with Channel 4 was cancelled and his role overtaken by [[Salestyn David]]. The show was renamed "Sexy Sally Says..." and was an instant success with [[Light On Your Feet|gay]] men. |
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The count is currently said to be hiding on some remote island plotting revenge on [[Salestyn David]], the man who stole his career. The plan is said to involve chains and coconuts although the source of this information is very suspicious. | The count is currently said to be hiding on some remote island plotting revenge on [[Salestyn David]], the man who stole his career. The plan is said to involve chains and coconuts although the source of this information is very suspicious. | ||
| - | It is also rumoured that the Count is a raving homosexual, however he denys this claiming "Just because I spend my time with [[Garald S Kirk]] and numerous rent boys doesn't prove anything of the sort". | + | It is also rumoured that the Count is a raving [[Light On Your Feet|homosexual]], however he denys this claiming "Just because I spend my spare time with [[Garald S Kirk]] and numerous rent boys doesn't prove anything of the sort". |
When Count Nicholaus isnt saving the world he can be found at [[Mansion d'la Count Nicholaus Watson]] with his lil sweetie birdie [[Fluffyschnucums]]. | When Count Nicholaus isnt saving the world he can be found at [[Mansion d'la Count Nicholaus Watson]] with his lil sweetie birdie [[Fluffyschnucums]]. | ||
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Current revision as of 17:57, 7 September 2006
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| Date of Birth: | June 25th 1989 |
| Place of Birth: | Legoland |
| Side Projects | Drummer of The Count And His Men |
Count Nicholaus Watson is a man who has been described as "rather angular". His head resembles a perfect cube.
He hosted the popular Channel 4 show "Nick Wats-On-Tv?", where he gave a summary of the weeks television to come. He had numerous exclusive interviews with porn star and funnyman Jamie Tuffield. He also starred in You're Nicked! alongside Nathan Page.
He also reduced the very same infamous fatty Nathan Page into angered outbursts every few minutes as part of a Garald S Kirk documentary Angry Because He's Fat, or Fat Because He's Angry?. However, Nicholaus had a bust-up with Kirk, after Kirk refused to remove footage of Nicholaus in the shower from the final cut. The Count then refused to mention the documentary on his show, and alleged Garald S Kirk "Is a special special boy!".
Garald got his revenge in his 2005 docu-drama "Where Did All The Ducks Go?", where Count Nicholaus was disgraced as having been a member of the Bang Bang Duck Society. He admitted to enticing a duck with a dynamite sandwich. His contract with Channel 4 was cancelled and his role overtaken by Salestyn David. The show was renamed "Sexy Sally Says..." and was an instant success with gay men.
The count is currently said to be hiding on some remote island plotting revenge on Salestyn David, the man who stole his career. The plan is said to involve chains and coconuts although the source of this information is very suspicious.
It is also rumoured that the Count is a raving homosexual, however he denys this claiming "Just because I spend my spare time with Garald S Kirk and numerous rent boys doesn't prove anything of the sort".
When Count Nicholaus isnt saving the world he can be found at Mansion d'la Count Nicholaus Watson with his lil sweetie birdie Fluffyschnucums.
