Fluffyschnucums
From Pirate Bitch
Fluffyschunucums lives with Count Nicholaus at Mansion d'la Count Nicholaus Watson
It is rumoured that fluffy could eat a small dear or a horse and even your grandfathers dead mothers great-grandchild.... aka YOU.
Nathan Page once tried to eat her, but found she was too feathery for his liking and tried to spit her back out, but much to his disgust she clung on to his Tonsils castrating him in the process.
Thus Pervy Page was born, he then had many children.
Fluffyschnucums was disgraced after saying "Nathan Page is a fucking mole!" on live television. Many viewers complained that the language used was not harsh enough, and missed out the word 'FAT'.