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CHAPTER 1

One day, Super paper luigi picked up the newspaper. He noticed that on the cover it said "MORE INFO, USERS, AND ARTICLES DISSAPPEARED. The only ones not yet struck are Wikia, Wikipedia, and Super Mario Wiki. Tomorrow we will have an interview with Super Mario Wiki user Super paper luigi."
"Hey. Nobody told me about that!"said SPL. "Oh well, I'd better get ready."
(Big explosion sound)
"What was that?"SPL said. He and two of his bros (Great Gonzo and Super Mario97) went out to find a huge island flying through the sky. "What is that?"asked Great Gonzo. "It's Wikia."said Toa Waluigi. "Without it, no new wikis can be made and wikias, such as the Kirby Wikia, will be severly damaged."
"It landed near Voya Nui. How you ask. When BS01 was breached some articles fell into the sea which, as you know, causes articles to become what they're based on."said Toa Waluigi. "Well why don't we turn it into its main page and put it back?"Plumber asked coming to see SPL and Great Gonzo. "Energized Protodermis,"Toa Waluigi said,"tainted the sea it's what made me biomechanical and will most likely destroy you. I will survive because I found A Mask Of Flight." And so Toa Waluigi flew of to Wikia to save anyone on Wikia.
"We can still get there if we go there through portals to Biosector, get some Masks of Flight, and fly to Wikia."said Plumber
MESSAGE TO EVERYONE FROM WAYOSHI
"Attention. The Power Star article has been stolen. As a result all power has been lost." he said. "Wait, without power we can't use portals,"SM97 said,"Which means we'll have to retrieve the article. But the only ones who can touch it are ones that have collected them all before." "Which means we're going to need to free some friends."finished SPL.
First, went to the Mario article, but when they tried to pour water on it... "Nothing happened, but sea water is supposed to turn it into what it's based on?"asked Plumber. Then the Luigi, Wario, and Waluigi articles came their and then they all became the people they were about. Then a person in a shadowy flame appeared. The flame was to dark to make out any features. Then, using telepathy, he spoke to SPL in a twisted, barely distinguishable voice. "You will defeat us, so you must die." Then, he shot a blast of shadow at SPL. He dodged it but it hit Waluigi exploding and destroying him and almost deleting his article! "Take the article, I don't need it anymore. I have the key of the Super Mario Wiki." said the figure. Then, he was gone. "Well, we'd better get you and the articles back." Super paper luigi said. "Wait," said Mario and Luigi "We're going, too." "Good idea,"said SM97 "we'll the other three articles ba..." "What?"Plumber asked. "Waluigi and Wario's articles are gone!"said SM97 "Anyway let's put the Power Star article back." "Hey,"3D said "You're not going without me."
And so, Super paper luigi's adventure has begun. They choose to go through the nearest portal and end up at Bulbapedia, the Pokemon Wiki.