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Pardon our dust. Ta and I are still working on this. Do forgive my over-zealous use of the Likal name; I rather like it.

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Warning!

This bunny is known to be part Alligator Snapping Turtle (Macrochelys Temminckii). Watch your fingers. If the turtle spontaneously appears and tries to bite your head off, do not be alarmed; the bunny will usually return promptly to apologize.

Mayhem Metaverse

In Mayhem metaverse threads such as Fort Mayhem and Mayhem University, I hold to my standard of were-arctic-fox with three forms.

  • Handsome human well-versed in the arts of the bard and and TFG.
  • Sly short anthro-fox quick with a blade.
  • Cute arctic fox skilled with charms and illusions.

But don't be surprised if I show up in a more ethereal form or I send an Aspect in my stead.

Inventory

Bard Equipment

  • Feathered Cap
  • Set of wooden flutes
  • Mandolin (currently fitted with Arcane Strings, see below)
  • Lute
  • Tools and spare parts for repairing instuments

Weaponry

  • Enchanted Rapier (+4 Duelist's Rapier)
  • Arcane Strings (functions as a +2 Wand of Otherwind Stride when fitted into an instrument)
  • Highly modified TFG with laser aiming sight
  • Foam-dart Gun

Foodstuffs

  • Bottomless tin box of cookies (Chocolate chip)
  • Mug of endless root beer
  • Cans of unlabeled soda (TF: Shrink)
  • Chocolate Cake (TF: Catgirl)
  • Assorted flavors of muffins
    • Chocolate (TF: Raccoon tail)
    • Strawberry (TF: F-V1)
    • Banana (TF: M-V1)
  • Assorted flavors of donuts
    • Chocolate with cherry frosting (TF: Arctic Fox)
    • Strawberry Frosting (TF: Wings)

Miscellaneous

  • Holy symbol of VOR
  • Ninja outfit
  • Squirrel Plushie (occasionally animated)
  • Green Towel
  • Unbreakable mirror
  • Dynamic Sign
  • Foam darts with suction-cup tips
  • Lots of catnip

Characters

At the moment, most of these will be copy/paste-ed from that RP's discussion page.

Retired Characters

Munchkin

Munchkin game

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Level 7 Male Human Wizard

Effective level of 16 (20 when wearing Awful Socks)

Five cards in hand (0 dungeon, 5 treasure)

Abilities:

  • Flight Spell: You may discard up to 3 cards while running Away; each one gives you a +1 Bonus to flee.
  • Charm Spell: You may discard your whole hand to charm a single Monster and take its Treasure, but don't gain levels. If there are other monsters in the combat, fight them normally.

Equipment:

  • Helm of Courage
    • +1
    • Headgear, 200 GP
  • Flaming Armor
    • +2
    • Armor, 400 GP
  • Sword of Slaying Everything except Squid-a-Matic
    • "Sword of Slaying Everything except Squid" enhanced with "...a-Matic"
    • +6 (originally +4)
    • Does not give any bonus against Squidzilla. If you have this sword in play and you encounter Squidzilla, you must try to run away.
    • 1-handed, 800 GP
  • The Occasionally Reliable Amulet
    • When a curse hits you, roll, a die, On a roll of 1-3, the curse takes effect and the amulet is discarded. On a 4-6 the curse is blocked; discard the curse. On a 6, you also go up a level!
    • 600 GP

Carried Lewt

  • Awful Socks (Worn during my turn, carried during other turns)
    • +4
    • Not usable by Gnome.
    • They are exceptionally ripe, and give an extra +5 vs.. the Floating Nose or its Shadow. However, no other player will accept your help while you wear them. They may still help YOU, if you beg enough. You may wear these under other Footgear, but if something makes you lose your Footgear, it all goes.
    • Footgear, 200 GP
  • Rapier of Unfairness
    • +3
    • Usable only by Elves
    • 1-handed, 600 GP
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