Quickly turn on the light
From Create Your Own Story
You turn on the light. The squishy thing was Uncle Vernon's face. He was trying to prevent you from doing the exact thing you were planning to do. He snarls and asks for you to prepare him a brandy. You prepare it, and come back. You come just in time to see the letters dump on top of Uncle Vernon's face. Before you can say anything, he put's a psychopath smile on his face and rips up the letters right before your eyes.