Piggy's Day/Do not try to escape
From Create Your Own Story
After a few more hours of flight, you land on Phobos. A rope and a counterweight needs to be attached to you, to stop you from flying into space. You head into the only building on the planet, the Imperial Palace of Phobos. You go through a massive set of wooden doors, and enter the throne room. There is nobody on the throne.
Guard: "Oh, the emperor must be bathing."
Voice starts emanating from a set of stereos in the ceiling.
The emperor: "Guard, did you get the intruder?"
Guard: "Yes. I belive he's harmless, we just need to keep him here until we publicize our invention."
Piggy: "How long do I have to stay here? Can you give me an estimate?"
The emperor: