Piggy's Day/"Actually, about that..."
From Create Your Own Story
Emperor: "You see, I was just informed that our rivaling state on Deimos, Sknife, has already aquired the technology."
Guard: "Oh, damn. Well, what'll I do with this guy?"
Emperor: "Just realease him."
Guard: "Okay."
The guard lets go of the rope, and you fall upwards and out of the window.
Emperor: "Did... did you just literally let him go?"
Guard: "Yes."
Emperor: "You dumb fuck."
You panic horribly, fearing that you might fall upwards into uninhabited space. Fortunately you are wearing a space helmet and an oxygen tank. After about a day or so, you appear to be hurling at full speed past planet Earth. If you get close enough to Earth, it's reversed effect on you will throw you at full speed away.
Piggy: "Earth, that blue pearl. That might just be the last planet I'll ever see."
Right on the edge of Earth's orbit, the machine's effect wears off. You fall at extreme speed down.
Piggy: "I can make it back! Excellent - now, let's just hope that I'll hit water."
You are right above Australia's coastline. Using aerodynamics, you can direct yourself to hit either land or water.
You hit:
