Leaving/Janet/Come out/Call Dad
From Create Your Own Story
Surely dad will know what's going on. You decide to call him.
He picks up. "Hey Joe, whaddya know?" Dear god. Every time.
"Hi, dad. Well, I don't know where everyone is, do you have any idea?" You ask.
"Well Mel's at Stacy's, of course, Noah and Riley are over at their friend Jake's. I think you're at home. Are you at home?"
"Yes, dad, I'm at home."
"The president might be in the white house. Fidel Castro is hopefully still in Cuba. Last time I saw Hitler he was in a ditch, covered in gasoline, on fire. Oh, and your mother and I are driving to a restaurant." He says.
"Driving currently? Should you be on the phone?" You ask.
"Son, I used to drive while I was so drunk I could barely stand. Talking on the phone is nothing." He says. "Your mother wants to know if you've eaten."
"I'm making a sandwich as we speak." You say, and quickly start making a sandwich.
"Making a sandwich currently? Should you be on the phone?" He jokes. You don't respond. "So was that all you wanted? Anything else you want to talk about?"
