You Know You Play Too Many CYOAs When

You die five times in one day after having run away from your horrible stepmother, explored a curious room with a big warning symbol on front, tried to reason with your arch-rival instead of using your Amulet of Light...
You wonder why you can't feed your Bills to an Ogre and end up with 500 Dubloons for doing so...
After being confronted by the consequences of your bad decisions, you instinctively reach for the "Back" button, only to realize that real life doesn't have one.
You feel as if you are missing something when you have a memory