YArpg- Yukn aftermath
From Create Your Own Story
The goblin chooses that moment to walk in. "Ah," they say cheerfully, "I see you've had fun. I hope you're satisfied with your purchase. Feel free to contact me - " (they hand you a small note) " - if you have any issues. Note that we are not liable for any damage that occurs to your product either as a result of misuse or beyond a hundred-metre radius of the site of purchase. Have a nice day!"
Cool. You get warranty.
Now you need a place to store your, uh, product. Your father wouldn't be happy if you brought a regular girlfriend home to stay, let alone an illegal slave. The closest city has an inn you know of that's shady (and cheap) enough to stay at, but it'll be a big trek since you've strayed so far from home. You can't think of anything else, though.
Do you:
