Watch some television
From Create Your Own Story
| Chimpout-Human Edition|| (WIP- Don’t Edit)
Reclining on the edge of your bed, you turn on the remote and watch TV. On-screen, a local news anchor reads from a teleprompter. "And in other news, Shamika Johnson of Midvale was arraigned in court today, after leaving her son Jamal Tyrell in the car unattended for twelve hours with the windows rolled up. Jamal died of asphyxiation, leaving his mother to stand trial for negligent homicide."
"Ghetto lobster," you mutter to yourself.
