Turn the porn off and go throw on a long shirt, and only a shirt.

From Create Your Own Story

You rush to grab another shirt and flip off the DVD player as you yank it on. You open the door.

"Hey, Billy," you say. "What's going on?"

He walks inside.

"Not much," He says. "I was just in the neighborhood, and I thought I would stop by to see an old friend."

He sits on the edge of your bed and flips on some football. You sit next to him, only to realize that your shirt isn't oversized, it's barely over your crotch in this position.

You:

Make the excuse of needing a shower, and change into something more decent

Hope that he doesn't notice

OR

Allow it to ride up, maybe he'll get horny.. ;q