The Anti-Climactic Phone Page
From Create Your Own Story
Before you can do anything, Truffles cums in.
"I'll get it, I'll get it," she says. She picks it up. "Hello?......No, Darling, I'm afraid we don't sell the CD-i.........No, that's okay. If I find out where they sell them, I'll call you back.........Alright, then. Bye-Bye. Truffles smiles for a second. Then she screams. "WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT ABOUT?!?!?!?!?!"
Mung walks in. "Everyone! Did you hear the news?" Mung waves a newspaper in the air. "Mama Luigi is harnessing the power of AIDS to make himself invulnerable so he can take over the YouTube Poop World!"
"So?" you say.
"So I've decided to send you to stop him," Mung says.
"Oh, why?" you ask.
"Because you owe me due to the 'Barbaque Sauce Hotel' incident."
"Oh, right. Let's...not mention that in front of the others."
"Agreed."
"So, who's cumming with me?" You look at Mung. "Mung?"
"Oh, no," he says. "I've got to...uhhh...watch the kitchen! Yeah! Watch the kitchen!"
"Oh." You look at Truffles. "Truffles?"
"Uh, no," Truffles says. "I've got to...uh....go...uh.....get an abortion! Yeah, that's it, yeah! I've gotta go get an abortion!
"Oh." You look at Shnitzel. "Shnitzel?"
"Uh, radda," Shnitzel says. "Radda radda radda...uh....radda...uh.....radda radda radda! Radda, radda radda, radda! Radda radda radda radda radda radda!
Mung looks at him. "You've gotta go get an abortion, too?"
"Shnitzel's got the worst excuse," Truffles says. "He goes with the purple kid."
"Aw, radda!" he says.
"Okay!" you say. "Let's go! But first.......
