Testing Facility/Stroll over to watch the muscular guys tossing around a football

You amble over to the impromptu football game and look over the hunks. They notice your arrival and whistle at you.

"Okay, guys," calls out a hunk. "Tied at 28, next score wins!"

"Why don't we make it more interesting?" you purr. "Next player to score wins me."

10 hunks turn and stare slack-jawed at you. "I'll take that as a yes," you say. "Back to the game, boys."

They line back up. "Hutt! Hutt! HIKE!" calls the quarterback. He fires a perfect aerial strike that is caught for the winning score by...