Tell Superman that it's the codpiece speaking, not you

From Create Your Own Story

"That'll make this easy, then," Superman says.

He swoops down, grabs the codpiece and rips it off. Unfortunately for you, your penis stays with the cod, not with you. You fall to the floor, bleeding profusely from your mutilated crotch. Superman flies off and puts your dick in his Fortress of Solitude's trophy room.

You die.

Two issues later, your penis fights Superman in its first appearance as a new recurring villain.

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