TGTLA 24
From Create Your Own Story
You're spacing the hell out but you're still damned hungry so you go back to eating the burrito. The phone that was in your hand falls into your margarita and you don't notice. Steve is staring at you with his mouth part agape, his food must have been spiked too. Steve's been to the other side and returned, you hope you too will have the strength.
"I'm messed up of somethig Stuv," you can't pronounce things right. Steve is vibrating and sweating profusely. He leans in and you kiss him passionately, unsure and scared of what might happen to reality if you don't. The girls that were sitting around you start laughing and watching. Some applaud. You and Steve jump up holding hands and run out of the restaurant without paying. The waitress is yelling at you and shaking her fist outside the front door while you both start stripping your shirts off in the middle of the street.
"RRRREEEEEEEEEEAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLIIITTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYYY," Steve slowly growls while gesturing his arms up and down, hands balled into fists. Cars are driving around you, their drivers leaning out the window yelling. You both panic from the yelling and run off down the street. You run all the way to the ocean on a wave of never-ending energy. There you both fall down in the sand. You think maybe this has been good for you, you don't always see this clear that macs are the best ever. Your life has a new direction, the church of Steve Jobs and his fantastic products, buy buy buy.
When you come to the next day you change everything about your life to be about this new focus. You take up residence in a slimy motel just outside silicon valley. It's still a ripoff. During the day you stalk computer programmers and engineers, trying to learn their movements. You spend time online on valleywag learning who's who and seeing where the sex parties pop off at. 2 years later you make your move, you assassinate Joey Techy, a brilliant computer programmer that works for a company that doesn't make apps. You believe he's the key to ensuring mac dominance. Now all you have to do is wait out your 35 to life in prison to find out.
You're locked up, The End.
