TGTLA 20

From Create Your Own Story

You step out the next morning into the West Hollywood haze. You beat the street up and down, talking to business owners and collecting opinions and feelings about the area. After much consideration you realize the product this community needs. You make preparations, taking what's left of your money and a loan from a shark to open a synthesizer shop. You name it Big Tall Tom's Computer Noises Store.

The store grows in size. Eurotrash techno enthusiasts come to view your store as the most best of dedicated synthesizer outlets. You're an indie hit and they make you a gay icon. It grows in stature by the year and the crazy stacks pile up. You go a little crazy over the years and begin to rule the store with an iron fist, pitting disrespectful employees against each other in 2-man 3-man drinking contests and sexually assaulting people that fall asleep with something you try to say later is "tucking". Some people get hurt but not you, so no big deal.

9 years into your living in LA you're a successful business owner and alcoholic who regularly shits in the shower. But damned if you're not tan.

You are synth ballin, The End.