TGTLA 14

From Create Your Own Story

Yeah you're too tall for this. You slowly back away while the man makes a chicken dance in your direction. Steve looks embarrassed.

You go back to looking around the Venice Beach boardwalk. It's filled with all flavors of goofy people and smelly bums. A guy on rollerblades playing a guitar rolls by. He seizes your attention but also your fancy. You want to live that free too. You and Steve stop off at a restaurant and order 2 glasses of water. The server looks annoyed.

"I really love drinking water. I feel the best when I drink it all weekend," you say.

Steve nods but rolls his eyes a little. You've already begun your transition.

Over the next several years you give away most of your possessions and move into a commune. You love farming soy beans and drinking water all weekend forever. When you're not farming you preach to the shorter people about the ills of having a fun time. Suffice to say Sarah wanted a baller and did not stick around for your life transformation.

The End.