TGTLA 12

From Create Your Own Story

You try and grab Steve and run the other way. You both make it 5 steps before a neighbor's door flies open in front of the both of you. Running into it headfirst, the both of you are knocked out cold.

Sometime later you wake up, naked and on the beach with none of your possessions. No sight of Steve. You try to keep your hands over your thermos as you make your way up the beach towards the street. You have no idea what happened but you assume it can't be good. The police officer you find doesn't believe your story and arrests you for public indecency. They release you later with a potato sack and a bed sheet to wear. Being hopelessly lost and without your iphone you can't interact with other human beings, and devolve to making grunting and honking sounds to communicate. It doesn't work well. You live out the next few years under a bridge before dying in a zoo stampede.

You are dead, The End.