Stay up

From Create Your Own Story

“But fuck that, I’m staying up,” you say as you turn the volume down on the tv and let another episode of Seinfeld play. Just between you and the four walls you weren’t afraid to admit that you thought Elaine was pretty hot sometimes. “Hell, I’d do her…” you tell yourself as you whip out your laptop and set it on the coffee table, intent on surfing for some porn.

Then your cell phone rings. You wonder who would be calling at this hour. You pick it up and seen ‘Unknown’ on the display. Frowning, you flip it open. “Hello?”

“Agent 57?” a sultry female voice asks.

“Who?”

“Agent 57, is that you?”

You have no idea who Agent 57 is. “Um, I think you have the wrong number…”

“The government doesn’t call wrong numbers… Look outside your window.”

“What?”

“Stop wasting time, this is serious. Agent 57, look outside your window!”

Do you:

Look outside your window.

Hang up on the phone.

Ask her what she’s wearing.

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