Spork - The Star Village Pub
From Create Your Own Story
You try to enter the pub, but there's a guy at the entrance who pushes you away.
"Nobody under the age of 32 is allowed to enter." He sees the look on your face and adds, "Trust me." Then he sees the spork you're holding and adds, "Hey, you look tough enough to go in. Never mind what I just said. Go on in."
You assume this place must be for toughies only, and possibly, most likely, drunk toughies. You hold your spork a little harder as you walk in.
There's a bunch of typical tough guys in there. They ARE real toughies. Maybe you'd better leave...